Yasss, I have been waiting to post this chapter but I kept forgetting lmao
Anyways, these are the following things that piss the shit out of me:
• When someone contradicts me when it comes to Greek Mythology (like ya know, gods and goddesses, heroes etc.) and THEYRE the ones who are wrong but they keep trying to fuckin argue
LIKE SRSLY IT FUCKIN PISSES ME OFF LIKE BITCH BACK THE FUCK UP
Okay so an example was when we had a high school team bonding whatever last year and the theme was Olympics and Greek stuff so I was like DIS IS MY SHIT YAS
And then I went to answer the 7th Graders' paper bc why not u know, IT WAS ABOUT GREEK GODS AND GODDESSES SO U CANT BLAME ME FOR WANTING TO ANSWER IT
And the question was: 4.) Who is the god of music?
AND DIS BITCH BESIDE ME SAYS: Omg its Orpheus!
LIKE I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT FUCK NO BITCH. but meh being the nice piece of shit I was, I said No its Apollo *does polite correcting face at her*
BUT THE BITCH WAS LIKE: NOOO ITS NOT
THATS WHEN SHE FUCKIN PISSED ME OFF LIKE
BITCH I KNOW ALL ABOUT APOLLO, BC I READ PERCY JACKSON AND ACCORING TO THE QUIZ, MY GODLY PARENT IS APOLLO.
DO YOU READ PERCY JACKSON???? CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT YOU ANSWER ORPHEUS IS THE GOD OF MUSIC, I DONT FUCKING THINK SO!!!!
SO FUCKING!!!!! BACK!!!!! THE!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!! OFF!!!!!!!!
But of course, being the polite child I was, I just said NO ITS APOLLO *frustrated voice*
AND. THE. HOE. ASKED. HER. FRIEND. OMG RIGHT THE GOD OF MUSIC IS ORPHEUS?????????
AND HER FRIEND WAS LIKE o.o lets just skip that question
SO I WAS LIKE FUCKING FINE
AND GUESS WHAT THE NEXT QUESTION WAS MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS
5.) Who is the goddess of the Hunt and the moon, and is also twin sister of the god of music?
I WAS LIKE ITS ARTEMIS.
AND GOING BACK TO THE OTHER QUESTION, DOES FUCKIN ORPHEUS HAVE A TWIN SISTER??? I!!! DONT!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!!! THINK!!!!!!! SO!!!!!!!!!!
Like I was literally so pissed I actually said that to her face but of course without bad words lmao
but she still said r u sure
YES IM SURE BITCH I SWEAR ITS APOLLO
That stupid fuck had an IQ lower than a dead corpse's, she said OKAY SHE SWORE ITS APOLLO LETS WRITE IT DOWN
LIKE BITCH ONLY KNOW U WRITE IT DOWN WHEN I SWORE ITS APOLLO??????????????????????????
Mortal scum. *smh*
And basically I answered every other questions after that, but idk who was the god of guests??? So lmao we just wrote Zeus, but I had a feeling it was either Hermes or Zeus so idk
BUT LOL WHEN I LOOKED AT OUR PAPERS AFTER THEY WERE CHECKED, APOLLO WAS CORRECT OBVIOUSLY SO I FLICKED THE PAPER IN THE GIRL'S FACE LIKE LMAO U SEE DAT BITCH
So ye. U wanna piss me off? U go write something wrong about Apollo and I will find u and I will kill u. U stupid. *SuperWoman's Mom's voice*
• When my parents/friends embarrass me in public
Well actually mostly my parents lmao I lab u my frends u get me
LIKE WHEN U SEE COOL PEOPLE AND U TRYING NOT TO EMBARRASS URSELF AND U THINK UR NAILING IT BUT SUDDENLY UR PARENTS HOLD YOUR HAND OR WALK INFRONT OF YOU
LIKE STOP. PLEASE.
TTT___TTT
• When someone tells me to watch dis "funny af" video so I pause my music to watch the video but the vid is actually shit
Like bro????????? I paused my music for dis????????????? -_-
• When I make a new friend at school and spend some time with them and not my actual squad bc I'm a nice bitch but then they walk past me then next day with their new squad and ignore me completely or gossip about me with her new squad
Bitch???????????? I gave u friendship and u give me bullshit???????????????????? The fuck??????????????????????????
• When you have a project and u pulled like 3 all-nighters just to finish it:
Teacher: Alright, since _____ didn't do her project...
Me: Hoe don't do it
Teacher: ...I'll be moving the deadline to next week.
Me: Oh my god
Pls.
• When I say an answer out loud but someone says it louder and gets credit for it
You fucker.
• When I tell someone to listen to a song bc its great and I would like to share that song to them bc I consider them a trustworthy and good friend but they don't listen to it and they say "The title sounds so stupid.", but three months later they're like OMG HAVE U HEARD OF DIS SONG OMG ITS MY LIFE and they keep singing to it/dancing to it
Like, fuck you. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
• When you compliment someone but they're like nooo and I have to keep arguing with them and they will not accept the compliment at all
Bro. Pls. Just accept the compliment and deal with it. :|
So YAS so far there might be a 2.0 of this chapter if I forget other stuff (99.9% lmfao)
