Questions 160-180

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Question 172:

Frowny Fox: Yes, actually, we've been trying to have a fifth for a while, but we've had no luck so far.
Hoppy Hopscotch: *kisses Frowny Fox on the cheek* But we'll keep trying!
(Suddenly, the ground starts shaking a bit, like short and quick earthquakes in a rhythmic pattern)
Frowny Fox: What the heck is that?
Jolly Jaws: *who is now very obese, bursts through the door* We're ba-*belch*
Frowny Fox: Oh my God, Jolly Jaws! That's the biggest I've seen you get, where you still have your mobility!
Jolly Jaws: In my defence, those whales were delicious. But seriously, I think I'm stuck in the door!
Frowny Fox: Where's your boyfriend?
Jolly Jaws: Oh yeah, he wanted me to vore him, so that he could take a nap in my belly.
Frowny Fox: I don't know why I expected less.

Question 173:

Early Worm: Uh, yeah, me. My name is literally Early Worm!

Question 174:

CatNap: He's still a baby.

CatNap: He's still a baby

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Question 175:

Frowny Fox: Well, you said maybe, so I guess that means yes.
Frowny Fox: So, Hoppy, are you up for it?
Hoppy Hopscotch: Sure, I mean, our family just keeps growing, so I don't see why not!
Frowny Fox: Did you take a pregnancy test earlier?
Hoppy Hopscotch: Yeah, but it was negative.
Frowny Fox: I guess we're asking Bubba for help!
(At Bubba's lab)
Bubba Bubbaphant: So, you're telling me that a fan dared you two to have a 6th child, and they want me to build a machine that creates babies for you?
Frowny Fox: Yeah, do you think you could do it?
Bubba Bubbaphant: Of course I can!
(4 hours later...)
Bubba Bubbaphant: Alright, it's done!
Frowny Fox: So, what's the process?
Bubba Bubbaphant: Simple! First, you and Hoppy have to insert some of your DNA into the machine, secondly, the mother must step into the machine and let it do the rest, and lastly, once the mother is impregnated, they'll have to wait only 12 days.
Frowny Fox: Wow, that sounds easy!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Now, we need to decide who will carry the baby. It could be Hoppy or you, Frowny Fox, due to that ritual giving you both male and female reproductive organs. And just so the fans know, Frowny Fox doesn't have breasts!
Frowny Fox: And in my defence, I thought it would give me the male ones!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Okay, so, who will carry it?
Frowny Fox: I guess I will, Hoppy deserves a break from giving birth. Also, one more question! Will we be able to decide which gender we want the baby to be?
Bubba Bubbaphant: Yep!
Frowny Fox: Alright! Now, let's start this thing!
(One impregnation later...)
Frowny Fox: Alright, so, I'm officially pregnant?
Bubba Bubbaphant: Yep! Now all you need to do is wait 12 days! Come back here when it's time.
Frowny Fox: Okay, got it!
(12 days later...)
Frowny Fox: Oof, this kid is driving me nuts! I guess he's got your love for kicking, Hoppy!
Hoppy Hopscotch: *with her hand on Frowny Fox's belly* Aww, he does, doesn't he?
Frowny Fox: OOF!!!
Hoppy Hopscotch: Frowny Fox! What's wro- *notices that the bed is wet* Oh my God, your water broke!
Frowny Fox: Take me to the lab, babe!
Hoppy Hopscotch: Okay!
(Hoppy Hopscotch and Frowny Fox start running down the hall, with Frowny Fox's hand on his belly)
Hoppy Hopscotch: *kicks open the door* Bubba! It's time!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Alright, Frowny Fox, lie down on the table!
Frowny Fox: *does so*
Bubba Bubbaphant: Alright, when I tell you to push, push for 10 seconds!
Frowny Fox: *breathes rapidly* Okay!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Alright, 1, 2, 3, push!
Frowny Fox: AAAGH!!!
Bubba Bubbaphant: 1, 2, 3, push!
Frowny Fox: OH GOD!!!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Alright, I think I'm starting to see the head! I'd say about one more push will do it!
Frowny Fox: *is taking deep breaths* O-okay!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Alright!
Bubba Bubbaphant: 1...
Bubba Bubbaphant: 2...
Bubba Bubbaphant: 3...
Bubba Bubbaphant: Push!
Frowny Fox: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Congratulations! It's a healthy baby boy!
Frowny Fox: Oh my God, he's perfect! He looks like Hoppy if she were a fox and a boy!
Bubba Bubbaphant: So, what are you gonna name him?
Hoppy Hopscotch: Well, the fan also wanted us to name him Frowny Fox Jr, so I guess that's his name!
Frowny Fox: Yeah!
Hoppy Hopscotch: Can I hold him?
Frowny Fox: Go ahead!
Hoppy Hopscotch: *holds Frowny Fox Jr in her arms* Welcome to the world, little one...

Question 176:

Simon Smoke: Wait, you want us to make a dragon Critter, who has no limbs or wings?
Danger Dragon: Oh, come on, Simon! It'll be fun! And besides, we need more dragon Critters around here!
Simon Smoke: Fine! But we're gonna give them arms and wings.
Danger Dragon: Great!
(At the Make-A-Friend machine room)
Simon Smoke: How do you even use this thing?!
Danger Dragon: We should probably try finding some sort of VHS that tells us how to work it!
Flower Fox: What are you guys doing?
Danger Dragon: Hey Flower Fox! What are you doing here?
Flower Fox: Me, Maggie and Flora were just taking a nice stroll through the factory.
Danger Dragon: Sweet! Anyway, to answer your question, me and Simon are trying to create a wyrm Critter in the Make-A-Friend machine, but we don't know how to work it!
Flower Fox: What's a wyrm?
Danger Dragon: It's basically the snake of all dragons, but we're giving the wyrm Critter arms and wings.
Flower Fox: Okay! And if you wanted to use the Make-A-Friend machine, you could have just asked me.
Simon Smoke: Oh, then do it!
Flower Fox: Got it!
Danger Dragon: How do you know how to use it?
Flower Fox: My brother brought me to life with it when I was still a plush toy, that he made.
Simon Smoke: Cool, now can you use it or not?
Flower Fox: Yep! *turns it on*
Flower Fox: I'll just put in the key feature you want them to have and then I'll have it make them.
Simon Smoke: Sure, just hurry up!
(Suddenly, the Make-A-Friend machine makes a whistling noise and starts to create the wyrm Critter. After a few minutes, a Eagles Midnight green wyrm comes out of the machine)
???: What the?! What's going on?!
Simon Smoke: Well, that's one hell of an introduction!
???: Who are you?!
Simon Smoke: I'm Simon Smoke, this green dragon is Danger Dragon, this pink fox is Flower Fox, that shark is Maggie Mako, and that fruit bat is Fruity Flora. And you are?
???: I don’t know... I guess I don't have a name!
Simon Smoke: Oh, I guess it's our job to name him!
Danger Dragon: *thinks for a moment* How about Willis Wyrm?
???: I like it!
Simon Smoke: Fine!
Willis Wyrm: Great!

Question 177:

Baba Chops: I used to kill a lot, Touille said I practically killed thousands every day!
Baba Chops: *looks down at Holly Chops playing with some building blocks* But after having my precious baby girl, I barely have time to do so! But I'm okay with it. Right, my little lamb chop?
Holly Chops: *giggles*
Baba Chops: *tries to hold back her happiness* So cute!

Question 178:

Early Worm: You could google "Gamerjoob Early Worm" for what I look like, but the author of this book wants to try and make my from a blank Smiling Critter template! Here's what I look like:

Early Worm: You could google "Gamerjoob Early Worm" for what I look like, but the author of this book wants to try and make my from a blank Smiling Critter template! Here's what I look like:

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Early Worm: I look a little too thin, but that's the best they could manage.

Question 179:

DogDay: No, we're not.
CraftyCorn: It's because of these videos:

CraftyCorn: They show that the both of us are already in relationships.

Question 180:

CraftyCorn and DogDay: No, we're both already in relationships, we said it in the last question.

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