Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

The Dick Master's Recruit

Obie was burrito wrapped in his futon while carried by the side of the Dick Master in the air.

Adam: Morning, ya have a good nap?

Obadiah: What the heck is this?!?!

Adam: Oh, yeeaahh. I followed you

Obadiah: Why!?

Adam: To see where your crib was at, but that's a shithole, so why don't you stay with me at my place, and don't ask, I already got a room ready for you before you wake up

Obadiah: A simple "wake me up" would've been fine!

Adam: Where's the fun in that?! You really do look like a burrito now

Adam: Yo Abe! We be getting a new

Coming in was the First Man's Son, Abel.

Abel: Woah, hello there!

Adam: Abel, this is Obie

He dropped Obie on the ground. He tries getting out of the futon, but he can't budge.

Adam: Oh, sorry. Forgot you're still burritoed like that

He helped unwrapped Obie.

Abel: Hi, I'm Abel, or Abe, whatever you like to call me

A/N: BW Eric: What, he's in this? What's Patrick Stump doing here?

He grabs Obie's hands and shake them very fast.

Abel: Nice to meet you. Dad told me you would be staying here with us. Sorry if I talk a lot, but this is so exciting!

Obie: So, uhh...

Adam: Bitch, don't you got training to do? 😏

Obie then realized it.

Obie: Oh shit!!! I mean...!!!

He quickly ran out the place, not before grabbing an apple, but Adam zapped that off his hand, so he grabbed an orange instead.

Abel: So, uh, where do I put his stuff?

Adam: Your room, I don't care

Obie arrived at where the training shit is at.

Obie: I- I'm sorry I'm-

Lute: Out there, being late is no excuse. There is no excuses to bring as you yourself are your own responsibility

She said still not facing Obie before turning around.

Lute: Sparing the fallen means betraying your people, and thus, we of Heaven must always strike fear on those who try to overpower or attempt to overpower us and everyone not corrupted by their ways of doing. You may be new here, but you will be punished for doing so

After glitching up his first day, he winds up punished the first thing. What is said punishment? You decide. After serving his punishment, now the training begins.

Obie: Is this too much so soon?!

Lute: Question some more and you will be punished

Obie was already on the sparring session, against Lute.

Lute: If you do encounter someone that is exceptional, then you must have a counter against it, with or without your weapon

Feeling scared, but gained some confidence, Obie went to strike, but the more experienced Exorcist easily overpowered him and slammed him onto the ground, pinning him down.