Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

The Dick Master's Recruit

Lute: You just like to call me that

Adam: And she's gonna train you to fuck every Demon that STANDS in your way!!!

A/N Fire Team Harmony RD: (Adam) Or anydemon who sits in your way. What lies on the middle of the road in your way. Just anyone that's kinda infront of you, really

Adam: Don't let the cold shoulder screw with you, she's just being a badass

Lute: All soldiers must be serious, therefore, I am willing to do anything without hesitation. Hesitate and you die

Adam: I don't usually give Angelic Weapons that aren't our usual arsenal, but...

He then grabs something from the crate, but not bring it out just yet.

Adam: What are your opinions on firearms?

Obadiah: Well, interesting, like the older 20th century kind, maybe the more rare ones you don't really see on films

Adam: Well, I got news for you!

He then pulls out, not one, but two Luger P04 Navys and a MP 3008, aka, the Nazi STEN.

Obadiah: F-For real?

Adam: Mm hmm :)

Adam: Catch this!

He threw a Stielhandgranate after immediately pulling the string. Obie, for some reason catches it without thinking.

A/N: Blind Wave Calvin: Why would you catch it?!

Realized what he immediately catched, he then threw it away in a random direction and duck and cover. But nothing happened. What was heard was Adam laughing.

Adam: Gacha again! (Laughs) It was a dud, dumbass!

He said holding the thing Obie threw.

Adam: Wait, there's more...

He then pulls out something else. It was a sword with a big-ass crossguard...and a lil' knife with a crossguard that can be worn as a necklace.

Adam: Sorry, but this is the smallest knife I've got

Obadiah: Why does the sword have a massive crossguard?

Adam: Because it's awesome and you'll fuckin' rock! Give it a hold!

He said holding out the handle for Obadiah to grab while he holds the sheath. Obadiah then grabs the handle and pulls the word out. The blade was a curved single edged blade in black.

Obadiah: Woah. I thought it would be like a European longsword, not a bizarre katana

Adam: Katanas are for weebs. THIS is for badasses!!!

Adam: Welp, see ya tommorow!

Obadiah: Ehh...

Where does our Obie live since he left the crappy Orphanage a long time ago? He lives in an alleyway with nothing but a mattress, newspapers as a blanket, (or do you prefer the futon) and his duck doll plushie. Don't ask why he couldn't sleep in his car, or the fact he is quite well dressed and clean, just shut up, he has sad depressing moments going on. The plushie was the only thing he has got as "Family", because he never met his since birth. Not even a picture, just an abandoned Angel Child living under the lies of God's Heaven. Obie gets in his usual bed of the trash being brought upon by Heaven. He hugged his plushie before drifting off to bed...

A/N:

The next day, it was a normal "Happy" day in Heaven. When Obie wakes up, he was suddenly in the air...while completely wrapped in his...futon...