Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded

fifty-six

i know your stupid minecraft championship is today

since drew's squealing like a toddler in excitement

but please eat something and drink some water

okie dokie artichokie

granola bars don't count

eat something substantial

nick needs to eat too

you're acting very maternal today

i don't like being called mommy though :/

already told you i prefer your majesty

since i'm the queen of your heart

oh fuck off

that's not a very nice way to talk to your queen

don't make me demote you to jester

i'll do it

but then who would be the king of your heart

i never said you were king of my heart

it was implied

i don't need a king

im an independent ruler

and my body is your kingdom

exactly

except less sexual

that did sound pretty wrong, didn't it

or maybe... it sounded too right ;)))

i hate you

no it sounded wrong

i can and will bruise your ego since you're allowing me unguarded access

i'll give you access to other things you can bruise ;)

dear god

your wish is my command, m'lady

i am but a humble servant to your court

snap out of roleplaying mode

i would lay down my  life for thee

without hesitation

don't do that please

my quests would go to the ends of the earth, if that is what you desire

anything for you to look at me fondly

stop

can i spray you with water like a cat

i would slay dragons and siege upon castles

just for the opportunity to kneel before you and kiss your hand in front of everyone

my kingdom is literally just you, are there a ton of mirrors or something ?

all the more to conquer then

to expand upon your wealth

you really sound like a white guy now

is that your ancestors speaking through you

my ancestors could only wish that they were alive at the same time as you

for your soul is one to fill books with

i could paint a thousand pictures and sing a hundred songs, but i still wouldn't fully capture your true beauty

STOP AWWJGYHILG

i shall never stop

besides, am i not going into battle in two hours ?

is that a chance to prove myself to you ?

drew says if you hurt tubbo, you're never allowed to come over again

then i will not hurt him

because i could not bear to be barred from you

damn ok then

it's not like you put my name on your list of approved visitors in your fancy neighborhood or anything

my lady should not go out of her way for poor old me

i would bend over backwards just so you don't have to raise a single finger

yeah i like that one

of all the stars in the sky, you are the brightest

i wish to trace the constellations on your cheek

i-

i don't know how to process that one

think i'm buffering

it's true

i want to name every one

as long as you don't give them bullshit names like hugo

your wish is my command, my beloved

i am but an infatuated sweetheart

desperate for your adulation

you're being so sweet, i'm getting cavities

but don't stop

i understand why you like roleplaying now

i stopped role playing a while ago