how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck about 700 pounds
i googled it
you suck the fun out of everything
huh
nvm
how many youtube subscribers do you have
almost 16 million
why
what
what
16 FUCKING MILLION IAWHSUFGEFUOAG
AND I THOUGHT 2 MILL ON TWITTER WAS BIG
yeah i'm like really grateful for how far i've come
you know, not a lot of people get this opportunity and platform
oh cut the crap, you're not a messiah
there was a point to this
OH YEAH
WE CAN USE ALL YOUR SUBSCRIBERS IN THE WOODCHUCK RESISTANCE
the fucking what
you are 21 years old, you should not be quoting the same things as my teenager sister
oh so you do know what it is >:(
don't try to tik tok shame me
it feels like you're tik tok shaming yourself honestly
you're so rude and for what
you keep coming back so something's working
do you want me to leave ?
that's not what i said
you didn't answer my question, bartholomew
do you want me to leave you alone ?
no.
i don't
NAMIUFWIUWKGOUWH
ok bae, i won't leave you
E V E R
till death do us part teehee
we're not getting married wtf
you don't wanna marry me ????
i've known you for like a month
that doesn't stop girls on the internet from proposing to each other at first sight.
i think i've told at least 500 women i don't know that i would die for them
simp.
i'd rather simp for them than men
fair enough
i'd walk through fire for you
just let me adore you
like it's the only thing i'll ever do
i know for a fact that that's harry styles
YOUR SISTER IS COMING IN CLUTCH
how did you know it was my sister's influence
you don't strike me as the kind of guy that would start listening to harry by yourself
she probably eased you into it like floaties in the kiddie pool, and now you're kinda getting the hang of swimming
why do you always do the weirdest fucking analogies
it's the linguistics major in me
what are you even gonna do with that degree
what are you gonna do without one
i'm perfectly comfortable living without one
plenty of people don't go to college and still have great lives
boohoo cracker, i'm not one of those people
i'm gonna be a speech therapist and teach kids how to get over their stutters and lisps while paying off all my student debt for the rest of my life
f
i hate gamers
sorry would you prefer L
i hope you enjoy your life of luxury
i'm gonna marry some man who resents me and we'll live in a house with a picket fence with our two bratty kids and a crusty white dog
i literally don't spend my money on anything besides food
i don't even have a car
same lol
so how are you gonna pick nick up from the airport ?
he's driving from texas
wait how did you know he was coming
we haven't announced it yet
why wouldn't my H.O.E. tell me when he was gonna be in town
you gonna meet him ?
maybe idk
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