hi. it's seven am so i know you won't see this for at least four hours, but happy valentine's day <3
we're both sad and lonely :(
and you never doxxed me, so my apartment is completely empty
drew's spending the night at renaissance girl's since they're a thing now. her name's katie and she doesn't glare at me anymore. her voice isn't any less annoying though.
i'm gonna order chicken adobo and get wine drunk while watching hallmark movies
hope your day of love is less sad
holy fucking shit, wow ok then
good afternoon to you too
and i'll probably stream since almost all my friends are single too
you are minecraft youtubers...
i wouldn't think the ladies were flooding you with propositions
virtually maybe, but not in real life
are you flooding me virtually ;) ?
you know it, bb
im gonna ignore all the sex jokes i could make with the whole flooding connotation
DO IT DO IT DO IT
nо
you're a buzzkill
suck my dick, bitch
only if you suck mine <3
if i ever see you in person, i'm gonna hit you so hard that you see stars
what if it's already nighttime
that wouldn't be as impressive
you knew what i meant
what about your win-win scenario from earlier ?
i think shane and ryan could squeeze you into next season
so you do wanna meet me now 😍
after i threatened you with violence 😍
it feels like it would be the proper start to this, yeah
too bad, so sad
im totally meeting nick first
just two more weeks :)
no way
im gonna meet you before him
that's not fair
it's totally fair
i started texting both of you on the same day
YOU EXCHANGED TWO SENTENCES WITH HIM
YOU HAD ENTIRE CONVERSATIONS WITH ME
woah, calm down jamal
NO I WON'T
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR REAL NAME
maybe he'll be the one to get me into an unsolved then
CAOIMHE AOIFE O'CONNOR
STOP USING MY FULL NAME
STOP MEETING OTHER MEN
I HAVENT YET
BUT YOU'RE GOING TO
WELL I'M GOING TO OUT OF VINDICTIVENESS NOW
WHY ARE WE YELLING
BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BETRAY ME
it's not betrayal
it most definitely is
it's more casual than that idk
betrayal just sounds so extreme...
this is extreme >:(
not really
yuh uh
what did i fucking tell you about saying yuh uh
hold on, lemme scroll up rq
you told me to get out
and to say uh huh
why didn't you do either of those things
...next question
🙄
please, nick is only 5'10", don't meet him first
how else am i gonna give him his present
YOU GOT HIM A PRESENT ?!
and something for patches
nothing for you though
whore
roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped, and so are you
YOU ARE READING
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