i never in a million years expected to hit 100k reads when i started this story a month ago. i thought i'd just post a couple chapters until i got bored with the idea and deleted the whole thing entirely. my success with this is just- wow. thank you all so much for sticking by me through my weird update schedules and horrible talking points. i love each and every one of you. mwah.
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a dingo ate our baby
why wasn't i informed that i had given birth
and why is our child dead
a dingo ate it
we're not australian
wait are you in australia
no
but a dingo still ate our baby
can you reach in and pull it back out
like stick my arm down it's throat ? hell no
why not
assert your dominance
against a dingo ???
that dingo is digesting our baby
our own flesh and blood
that baby's long gone
we'll have to try again
have a mourning period first, geez
no need to rush it
we can mourn while we wait nine months for the next one
rip to baby 1 but baby 2 will be built different
how did the dingo even get to our baby in the first place
you know how swiper the fox steals things in dora? it was like that but with a dingo
why didn't you fight it off
i wasn't very fond of baby 1
couldn't bring myself to care
that's a horrible thing to say about your dead child
not a good way to convince me for baby 2
should i remind you that i'm 6'3" ?
would that help persuade you
shut up
i just found out that i've been robbed of my own kid's life
im telling you, we can have a redo
that's not how it works
yes it is
why do you think people had so many kids in the 1700's ? so at least one of them would survive. now we're 0/1 so you need to pop out a couple more to up our success rate.
have you arranged for a funeral ?
i dug a hole in my backyard with a spoon and buried some baby food in it
since we don't have the body and all that
sounds like it was an emotional
ceremonyi wish that i could've been there
you were there in essence
our little angel is watching over us now from the great unknown
did we just call it baby 1
like no name or pronouns or anything
you were heavily drugged during and after the birth, so you were too out of it to really take in anything
and i was so resentful that it almost killed you, that i could barely look at it, much less name it
so it was a hard birth ?
yeah, you should be glad the spawn of satan is dead
but it was our spawn
so which of us is satan
well you're the redhead
well you're the redditor
it seems like we're in a good old fashioned mexican standoff
a stalemate, if you will
i can't believe you called our baby an angel and then immediately contradicted yourself
that should automatically make you
satanwhy should we automatically assume they have that title because of their dad
that's very patriarchal of you, honey
i'll make an exception just to get out of being called the devil
well hot diggity dog
don't you dare make a mickey mouse clubhouse reference right now
or ever
why not
i cannot say
just don't do it
that's awfully suspicious of you
but okie dokie artichokie
god you're even starting to sound like a dad
i'm glad middle age is catching up with me at 21
are you balding yet ?
my midlife crisis was actually to get a toupee, so you'll never know
of course i will, i'm your baby mama
and my loving wife, remember?
anyways, the sun is shining on our beautiful mowed lawn, my minivan is sparkling clean, our 401k is racking up dollar signs, and i'm gonna be a dad again. today is a wonderful day.
where's princess stella ???
patches sacrificed her to the dingo too
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