Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded

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i just realized i don't know anything about you

except that you're an irish woman living in florida

i resent my parents for immigrating everyday

there's another fact about me

much rather have a cork birth certificate than st. augustine

okay so you were born in st. augustine

don't remind me of that tourist trap

i'm gonna text houston nick to ask for your name

wait no don't do that

why not?

it's creepy, first of all

omg do you have like an embarrassing name or something

bruh are you a bartholomew ???

lowkey giving me bartholomew vibes rn

dear god no

my name is not bartholomew

it never was and never will be

dammit now i have to look up incel names

I'M NOT AN INCEL

whatever you say connor (?)

michael ?

horace ?

matt ?

connor-michael-horace-matt ???

im not a fucking incel and those are not my names

i just happen to use reddit occasionally

and i made the mistake of telling that to a stranger

florida man, how could you just demote me to a stranger like that?

i thought we had something special :(

streaks don't hit me up, going dark. only real ones know </3

yeah, you're definitely not some old predator

but you still could be a middle schooler

are you doing this so your friends will think you're cool

for talking to an older boy

cause that's really illegal

i will have you know that i am very much not a middle schooler

it's been almost ten years since the sixth grade

i refuse to relive that hell