KAGAMI TAIGA'S HAREM

(2) Kagami Taiga is NOT Allowed To Drink

Additional warnings for cheesy pick-up lines and Akashi Seijurou's existence. The song, Somebody Told Me, is by The Killers.

Stage 2-Gabby

After 3 more beers and some more tequila and vodka shots, Kagami Taiga loses his control over his mouth. Him, talking more than couple of sentences on a topic other than basketball is already quite a surprise in itself, so his friends get amused over this development. It doesn't take long for them to go homicidal.

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Kagami Taiga strolls around his flat, looking for victims he can rant to; he comes across with very familiar faces. Kuroko and Izuki are sitting at a relatively less loud corner and talking in such a civilized manner that the redhead can't help but want to join in to the peaceful atmosphere. So the huge teenager with a dual tone of red hair bounces toward the probably the most invisible pair, with a wide goofy grin.

Instantly finding their beloved 6th man, the miracles and their respective partners surround the two with the redheaded ace. Kuroko wishes to slaughter Kagami-kun right then and there, and be able to get away with it without attracting his coach's and captain's rage on himself.

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"Ya know, this one day I was playin' basket at this court... But the place had this like green...stuff coming out of it-" Kagami is on ranting.

"Do you mean grass, Kagami-kun?"

"Yeah yeah that. Grass. Like I said, court had grass coming out of its floor... But you gotta see the ground. I mean, it was like someone... crunched it. Y'know like the ad, remember-"

"Oh, do you mean the ground was cracked, Kagamicchi?"

"Yeah ground was cracked. Stop interrupting me, damn it! Listen, a cracked ground and grass growing out of-" this time Kagami stops on his own, freezes up for 10 seconds then starts giggling uncontrollably.

"Grass!" A sudden yell from the redhead makes people who are near to him jump a little. Seeing the identical confusion on his friends' faces, Kagami yells again.

"Grass! Ahahaha! Grass. Grass grass grass grass! ...so funny... hahhaha~...m-my stomach!"

Apparently, grass is a funny word for a clouded mind of Kagami. After causing several comical sweat drops on colorful heads, Kagami continues with his speech.

"A-anyway... I was playin' basket at a place like that and I was jumping for a dunk-"

"Figures..." The redhead shots a glare at the general direction of the voice came from; only to make people at the end of it blush because the 'maji tenshi' effect is still active but weaker than before.

"S-Shut up! I was gonna dunk and jumped for it but because of the grass- pfft! ...I-I couldn't give enough power to my legs! And the cracked ground made me stumble a little-" At this part, Aida Riko's attention is completely directed to the redhead even though she is almost at the opposite side of the crowded room.

"-so I lost my balance and fell on my butt! My butt! Like, a baby falls on his butt!"

'A giant beast giggling like 12 year old girl is not a pretty sight,' is the mutual opinion of said beast's forced audience. The gabby slowly but surely destroys the maji tenshi.

Between his barks of laughter, a self-satisfied Kagami tries to speak again "-but ya know, I'm lucky that I didn't get injured. 'Cause if I hurt my legs, I'm dead! Dead! Especially because I was playin' the day coach speciff- specaif-"

"Specifically." Someone helps.

"Yeeaah, specifa- yeah that. Coach speciff- specifically warned me not to play that day. But hey! Shhhhhhh!" Continuing with a loud whisper, he says, "She can't know okay? Don't-don't tell her or she will... she will... eat my heart out! Raw!" With a terrified expression, the redhead stops talking and looks as if he is thinking.