ʚThem as dumb/weird stuff I've said/doneɞ
Armpit:
"Ok so and then it's 7x2..." *intese hardcore math* "Oh...." *realizes it's easy as and I'm just stupid*
Squid:
"Bro, your hairline isn't even with you, so idk why you think I'd be with you."
Magnet:
"So, if your dog has puppies... Would you take my bank account in exchange for a puppy?"
Zigzag:
"What if... We are in a TV show in a different universe and all the weird things we do, they see. So... People could be making fun of us right now and we don't know..."
X-ray:
"You...." *hardcore thinking of a comeback* "Skibidi toilet lover!"
Zero:
"No cuz like... I'm actually really smart, I'm just.... Dumb, ya know?"
Stanley/Caveman:
*casually falls out of bed on purpose (yes, on purpose 😔✊) and still has the scar from hitting head on radiator*
Twitch:
"iM bArThOlOmEw JiMEtHy ThE tHiRd AnD iM hErE tO iNfOrM yOu AbOuT yOuR dEnT iN yOuR cAr.... ThAt I mAy oR mAy NoT hAvE mAdE..."
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Yes I've said and done all of these things😔✊
These all seem so dumb but I swear I'm smart, I'm working 2 years above me okay, sToPpPppPppPpp
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Fanfictionwhat the title sayssss please don't come for me this is my first book 😭 Also requests are opennn More than open, actually, they're needed bc I know Ill end up running out of ideas sooner or later Thanks pookies(づ￣ ³￣)づ
