Raven merely gestured the size and most of the girls had a nosebleed.
Unbeknownst to the both of them, they had an audience in the form of the rest of Team _NPR, Ren and Nora had to put Pyrrha in a strangle hold lest she commits third degree murder.
Pyrrha: I still want your head for that.
Raven simply waved her off.
Team JNPR were in a café and the waiter asked Ren "And how will you take your Coffee?", Ren said "Uhh, i'll just take it black.", Jaune then said "Like my soul.", the waiter laughed awkwardly and Ren joined the awkward laughter, but all were terrified when Jaune laughed like a Demon who had achieved its Goal, his eyes pitch black with tar like substance dripping out of them and his mouth in a very anatomicly impossoble smile, the same substance dripping out of there as well.
Ozpin: Was everything alright that day?
Ren: No...
Pyrrha: Nope.
Nora: Rule number one: Never speak of Jaune's hunger for orphan meat...
Goodwitch: Could you repeat that Nora?
Nora: *Now crying in fear* Rule number two: Never speak of Jaune's hunger for orphan meat!
Salem: Now that she is speaking of it, im quiet thirsty for orphan blood...
Arc Family: *Vietnam flashbacks*
Pyrrha, Ren and Nora were litteraly humanoid Vegetables and talking to Ozpin when Pyrrha said "You must store us at the right temperature, in the right humidity, or we will spoil and rot in no time."
Everyone nodded at that, having experience with spoiled and rotten vegetables.
Suddenly a comicaly large arm made of roots grabs Ozpin by the neck when Jaune, who happens to be a humanoid Potatoe, reveals himself,
yelled Jaune and everyone in the room screamed in absolute fear.
Juniper: Thats terrifying...
Salem: Now this gives me ideas...
"Hey apple, apple, hey apple.", said Nora, talking to two lemons with crappy smileys on them, Jaune said "Welp, we failed, dont look Ren.", he pulled out a shotgun and pumped it.
Ren: WHAT THE FUCK JAUNE?!
Nora: WHAT RENNY SAID!!!!
Raven: How to deal withn failures 101.
A battle worn Jaune was seen standing infront of Adam Taurus, who is equaly wounded, "We have a lot to talk about you filthy human..." said Adam and Jaune said "Well, i am all ears."
Adam was curious and the ones with the crushes on Jaune had some very dark thoughts.
*Later*
"AND THEN SHE LEFT ME ON THAT TRAIN AND WENT FOR SOME DAMN BLONDE BIMBO!!!!" said a crying Adam, lying on a therapy couch, Jaune meanwhile had glasses on and writing some medical notes on a clipboard, "Well, those are some heavy problems, im going to be very blunt and say that you need to let go of your obsession with Blake, keep the good memories and move on, and please, for the love of everything that is holy, stop crying so damn much, this is the 100th time i had to empty the room."
Almost everyone else was laughing.
Adam: I really am obsessed with her...
Yang: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!
Adam: If the shoe fits...
Blake: I dont see her that way...
Everyone then turned to Sun and he grumbled in annoyance.
Ren was looking inside Ruby's workshop, wanting to have some upgrades for Strmflower, only to see multiple Ruby's staring at him with glowing eyes, he slowly closed the door and said "Nope, nope, nope, the lands of ten thousand nopes."
Yang: Happened to me as well, couldnt sleep for weeks.
Raven: Coward.
Ren then went to the dorm he shares with his team and opened the door, only to see Jaune having a conversation with someone on the Scroll, "There is a political candidate causing trouble in vale, he is trying to convince people that the Grimm have a leader." said a female voice.
Ren: Oh no... anything but that, please...
Penny: Whats so bad about it?
She didnt recieve an answer.
Ozpin: Why is Salem calling Mr. Arc?
Ironwood: Its best that we keep an eye on him.
Salem only smiled.
Jaune looked slightly confused and said, "You are the leader.", Ren was wide eyed and thought, 'With him on our side, we can pinpoint their plans and properly plan against them, Jaune you are a genius for being the double agent.', "Well, yes, but more people die when nothing is done about it, and it gets lonely here~~." said the female voice and Jaune covered the speaker and said "Oh gods fucking damn it...", accidentily broadcasting the call to the entirety of Beacon.
Ozpin: Seems like he doesnt like you Salem.
Salem: Oh i wouldnt be so sure about that...
Pyrrha and Velvet didnt like that tone at all.
"You know what happens when im lonely Jauney?" said the voice, Jaune was curious and let her continue, "When I become lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that big [BLEEP] of yours, [BLEEP] your semen and [BLEEP] lick all of your [BLEEP], before taking out your [BLEEP], and [BLEEP]-ing with more teeth until you're screaming [EXTENDED BLEEP] like a fucking baby!!!!"
Everyone (Minus Salem):
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It was very quiet in Beacon, never in their life have they heard something this violating, "Well then get ready for a broken room, 'cause when im done with you, you will be nothing more than a twitching mess and gushing out [BLEEP] like no tomorrow." said Jaune and everyone grew more violated than ever before, "Oh Jauney! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy [BLEEP] inside of my [BLEEP]. To [BLEEP] the-", everyone cringes at the apparent violation and all Ren could think was 'What the Fu-'
No one said anything, they dared not to speak unless they had to.
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