Theme: Shark in the river
It starts when Kaden Walks into Tilly's bar There happens to be a fight between two Imps a young one, and an old one, The bartender Tilly then sees Kaden
Tilly: Kaden.
He creepy smiles and walks in
Tilly: You're still banned.
He examined the fight
Kaden: What about these jerk offs?
Tilly: Whoever wins gets banned.
Kaden then goes over and slams the old imp on the side wall making the young Imp win, everyone (besides Tilly) cheers, he even raises his hand in victory.
Kaden: He's won ban him
Tilly: I can't ban him.He's my goddamn husband.
Kaden: He's young enough to be your son.
Tilly: Ain't the internet a beautiful thing, honey?
Kaden: Well either way I saved your husband(Sits at bar) Now give me a drink, I got a meeting.
Tilly: Okay... but anymore maimed or half eaten bodies turn up in my bar. I swear on satan. I will not serve you.
Just then a Japanese sinner came in
Sinner: Mr Barnett.
Kaden: Ah, here he is.(Handshakes him) Yes, Mr. Yamazaki, pleasure to meet you.
Translator: Oh no I am Mr. Yamazaki's humble translator.
Just then a Stone out of his mind sinner walks in.
Translator: Mr. Yamazaki now.
Jin Jr: Yā, kuso mitai ni hai ni natte iru.
[Man, im high as shit.]
Tibby:(Drunk)You all speak Spanish, speak it to each other!
Translator: Mr. Jin Yamasaki is... Please to make your acquaintance.
Kaden: Oh yeah, he seems that way.
Jin Jr: Ano ne? Anata o shiru koto ga dekite subarashīdesu.
[You know what? its fantastic to know you.]
He comes around and Hugs Kaden and let's go
Jin Jr: O jikan ga areba, watashi o anata no sinstagram ni tsuika shite kudasai. Kore wa watashinojinsei de saikō no shunkandesu!
[If you've got time, you should add me to your sinstagram. this is the best moment of my life!]
He then freaks Kaden out
Kaden: What the fuck is wrong with him?
He then dances crazy
Jin Jr: Kono bubun ga daisukidesu, kono bubun ga daisukidesu. Sa~a ikou!
[I love this bit, i love this bit. here we go!]
Kaden:(Goes to leave) I'm out.
Translator: No don't go.
They then appear outside
Translator: Please, I beg you. If you go... His father kill me.
Kaden: Why do I give a fuck?
Translator: You don't. But we hear that Kaden Barnett corporation is serious business. We pay good price. Things work out we partner. Make big money.
Jin Jr:(bursts out the door) I'm rushimg!
Kaden: Well... Let me show you my operations.
They walked to his truck.
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