The Blair Witch Project (Male Reader)

Chapter 6

Mike: It's just water, man.

Mike then feels it.

Mike: It is slime. What the fuck is that?

Josh: It's slime, dude.

They all begin to pack up.

Mike: Let's get this shit packed up and get out of here.

Josh: Come on, Heather. Turn that thing off.

Y/N: Heather, come on, let's go.

Mike: Heather, let's move it.

Josh: I'm not interested in anything anymore. Let's go.

Heather: I know! I know!

Josh: So, turn it off.

heather: Just relax for just a second. Have we gotten everything here?

Josh: Like I give a shit.

Heather: Whose shit was thrown around? Who specifically?

Josh: It's my shit! My shit.

Y/N: Why you?

Mike: Let's go! Let's go. Are you not scared enough?

Heather: No, but why you?

Josh goes towards Heather.

Josh: Put the camera down. This is not funny.

Heather: I'm coming. Do I look like I'm laughing at all?

Josh: No, but you're going around doing your documentary thing, man. You're still doing your fucking thing.

Josh goes for the camera as Heather yells.

Heather: Don't fucking...

Josh: Then turn the goddamn thing off! If you bite me one more time, l will throw you in the fucking woods.

Heather: You touch my camera one more time, I'll bite you again.

Josh: Turn that thing off!

Soon after, everything calms down.

Josh: Sorry.

Heather: I didn't mean it, okay?

Josh: Are you all right?

Heather: I'm fine. I just... I want to go home, but it's important... I just want to get what we can.

Y/N: I have a house around here. If we can reach it, we maybe call for help. I have a telephone there.

Mike: Then let's go there.

Y/N: Follow me.

They all begin to follow Y/N as he goes past a log over the edge.

Heather: What the fuck? ls this possible? Okay, all right. Here I go.

Heather begins to cross the log.

Heather: I hate crossing streams on logs. If I never cross another stream on a log for the rest of my life, l will die a happy girl.

Josh is then holding the camera.

Josh: I see why you like this video camera so much.

Heather: You do?

Josh: It's not quite reality.

Mike: Reality says we got to move.

Josh: No, but it's totally like a filtered reality, man. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.