Derek: LET ME WATCH YOU GUYS KISS PLEASE PELASE PELAS ILL PAY YOU HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT I HAVE MONEY
Reid: Is he serious?
Emily: here he FUCKING GOES AGAIN OH MY GOD
Hotch: Derek leave me and my partner alone
Y/n: when he's protective 😍
Rossi: Kiddo, why would you pay to watch them kiss?
Derek: shiii you right papa rossi
Derek: I can just watch them through their windows after work 😍😍🥴🚗
Y/n: I am going to hurt you
Derek: ooo~ gonna spank me agent? 😉 🍑 👋 👋
Reid: The moment is upon us 🥾
Emily: STOP BREAKING REID GUYS GOD DAMNIT
Hotch: maybe I do wish Strauss fired me when she was going to, is it too late to ask if she'll reconsider?
Rossi: I feel you kiddo
Derek: NOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭 NOT GILFY AND DILFY!!! DADDY AND PAPA PLEASE!! 😢😢😢😢🥺💔💔💔💔
JJ: ... you're LITERALLY the reason
Derek: you think so? 🤔 nah I disagree I'm a delight
Y/n: ME WHEN I FUCKING LIE???
Reid: dropped Nutella all over the floor :( I hate today
Derek: bro shit himself and tried to blame Nutella 😂😂😂 pretty boy is NAWWTTT slick with it
Reid: What??
Y/n: FOUL DEREK LEAVE HIM ALONE 😭
Emily: FUCKKKK SHIT HIMSELF IS INSANE
Reid: it's Nutella.
Derek: POO POO 💩🤣🤣🤣🤣
Y/n: Reid it's okay, this is a judgement free zone we love you
Emily: ofc poopy pants and all 💃🫶🫶
Reid: It is literally Nutella.
Hotch: Leave Spencer alone guys, do you need help cleaning the Nutella or do you got it?
Reid: I called for a janitor because I don't want to scrub it and stain the carpet. 👾
Y/n: poop carpet
Derek: LMAOOOO 🙀🙀🙀🙀 REID IN HIS POOPY ERA⁉️⁉️⁉️ DEMENTIA GOES CRAZY IN THAT SILLY FAMILY OF HIS🤣🤣🤣 THE FLOOR ISNT THE TOILET DR REID!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Fanfichow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
