Baddies of the BAU
Garcia: ... uh.. :(
Derek: got hoes on me🙄🙄💖 left and right ✅😒
JJ: no one asked but good for you tbh
Emily: Penny what's up ? 💋🙊
JJ: uh oh
Hotch: Which one of you made Reid cry?
Derek: so who's tryna box? 👀
Reid: All of you shut up. It was mutual. I'm still allowed to be upset.
Garcia: Say sike rn D:
Rossi: Kiddo what's going on?
Y/n: We decided its better to be friends, work gets in the way too much. Please stop talking about it
Derek: ... uhm I dunno how to be serious guys, I wish you both well tho frfr I'm great comedic relief I won't talk about it
Emily: you literally just did stfu???🙄
Derek: I WAS GIVIBG THEM MY BEST WISHES? CROOKED ASS BANGS BE QUIET WHORE🦖👊🏾🧐 TF
Emily: OKAY BIGHEAD🤕💋
Hotch: If either of you need to come sit on my couch in my office you're welcome to stay as long you like. I won't talk unless you need me to.
Y/n: thanks hotchman appresh
Derek: damn shawty omw up rn🏃🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️
Hotch: Was only directing at y/n and Reid be quiet Morgan, please
Derek: Yes Sir🤤
Emily: ...😨😨 man wtf
Rossi: Morgan, behave please 😁 thank you
Derek: fuckkkk 😫 Sir yes Sir
JJ: .. tf
Emily: don't cum in ur panties Morgan 😨 go in the bathroom or smth
Derek: 🥶😱😱😱 no
Y/n: dereks gonna make me turn into the next unsub frfr, yall ready to profile me?
Emily: go bestie go! 😚🥳🥳
Derek: dilf and gilf have my heart idc🙄🤞🏾
Hotch: You don't have mine! ☺
Hotch: Also Y/n, please come to my office, that statement is very concerning
JJ: 💀💀 hotch is not playing
Garcia: I don't know how to emotionally process whats going on?
Y/n: I won't kill people while working for the bau don't worry 🙄 I'd quit first duh
Reid: Killing people is very bad.
Derek: no shit💀🥺
Emily: derek..😭 stop it rn
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
