Baddies of the BAU
Hotch: Good morning
Derek: no one cares that ur pregnant shut the fuck up 🙄👺👎🏾👎🏾
Emily: 🤔 what now?
Garcia: ... mpreg?:0
Y/n: WHAT.
Y/n: Hotch who's the father🤨 damn if ur gonna cheat at least don't get knocked up fr
Derek: HELP THAT WASNT MEANT FOR THIS MY EX TEXTED ME TRYING TO BRAG TGAT SHE WAS PREGNANT I MEANT TO SAY THAT TO HER 😭😭
Derek: I mean unless hotch has smth to share with the class homeboy is awfully quiet 🙀
Hotch: It is not physically possible for that to even.. what is wrong with you guys?
Y/n: like Garcia said #mpreg 😹😹👎
Hotch: I do not want to know what that is and I am begging you to stop
Y/n: only because you begged ig
Derek: ¿Qué? 😧😧
Emily: learned one word in Spanish and doesn't know how to act 🤪🤪🤪
Derek: I KNOW A LOT OF WORDS ILL HAVE YOU KNOW.
Derek: like.. leche and... hm
Derek: I know two words.👺👎🏾
Derek: why's y/n menacing today usually that's my job tf
Y/n: I piggybacked off you calling him preggo simple math it's ur fault
Derek: BITCH I already said that wasn't meant for him🤔🤔 you knocked our boss up??? 🥴🥴😶 shiiiiu‼️‼️🤪🤪🤨👺
Hotch: Derek.
Derek: sorry
Y/n: 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋
Hotch: I still do not know what you mean when you put those
Reid: They are butterflies!
Derek: no fucking shit😧🤨 pretty boy we got eyeballs fr
Reid: Most people do, yeah
Emily: imagine not have eyeballs weakest link energy fr 🙄🙄 like grow up and get some ???
JJ: Oh
Derek: WHYD YOU SAY THAT AS IF IT APPLIED TO YOU OR SMTH LMAO 🤣 😂 😆
Y/n: damn JJ where ur eye at fr 👀 👁 🥴 😵
Emily: ur being a derek 2.0 today 💀
Y/n: hes my new bestie for today only 💗
Derek: ..thanks? 😋😋
Hotch: oh no
Y/n: dw hotchie wotchie I won't harass you like he does 💖 💋
Emily: HOTCHIE WOTCHIE 😭😭 STOP IT ✋🏻
Hotch: I'll give that one a 6/10, you've been more creative in the past
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
