Baddies of the BAU
Reid: I am panicking, I can not remember how to use a fire extinguisher.
Emily: HUH LMAO?? YOU ARSONIN'??🙀
Y/n: damn not Reid being the next unsub 🙈🙈 so quirky <3 ❤ #twinksupport
Derek: TWINK SUPPORT HELP💀😭
Reid: My kitchen is on fire. I forgot to put water in with my noodles.
Hotch: what.
Derek: ^ NO BC HELLO??? WHO LET PRETTY BOYS WHITE ASS IN A KITCHEN🤨 CAUGHT THE DAMN NOODLES ON FIRE🧐🧐🧐
Emily: he tried to flex on Rossi😭😭
Rossi: flex what
JJ: shut up😨👎🏻.
Rossi: oak
Y/n: LMAO ROSSI WHAT.
Reid: I'm scared.
Hotch: Spencer, there's directions on the fire extinguisher itself. Do you need me to call the fire department?
Spencer: Oh you're right, there is.
Derek: BRO 😹😹 I CANNOT PRETTY BOY ALL YOU DO IS READ HOWD YOU NOT ALREADY READ THOSE DAMN DIRECTIONS FOR FUNSIES OR WHATEVER 🤰🏾
Hotch: I'm on my way to his apartment to make sure he isn't dead, brb
Y/n: Ayo lemme tag along rq
Derek: the three of you better not fuck without me.😋
Emily: . we are tired Derek.
Derek: go to bed then bestie sleep well ❤
Y/n: Fair enough
Garcia: omg angelface I hope your kitchen and you are okay!! Stay safe and use water when boiling noodles!
Reid: I know. I'm just really tired and thought I had put the water in I'm okay.
Y/n: derek the typa man to call his girl kitten publicly
Hotch: 💀
Derek: FUCK YOU WHAT DOES THATCWVEN MEAN
Emily: discord admin moment
Derek: WGAT????? 🤨🤨
JJ: bald moment
Hotch: LMAO
Y/n: hotch it's okay you don't have to pretend to know what's going on <3 we still love you
Hotch: I do actually, well idk what discord is but I was laughing at the bald moment text
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
