BAU Baddies
JJ: my kid ate soap and hes coughing up bubbles🗣🗣
Emily: poor bb omw
Y/n: sounds fun tbh🥴🥴
Derek: I hate dropping the soap as well ☹☹
Emily: DEREK WHAT😭
Hotch: I have no words.
Derek: ITS HUMILIATING
Y/n: MORGAN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LMAO 🤨🤨
Garcia: :0
Derek: Like when you drop the soap
Reid: Is there a roommate you have who waits for you to drop it..? Do you need help??
Emily: ^ FR LIKE WHAT 😭😭
Hotch: Wait Derek are you okay?
JJ: Thankfully we arent in prison then huh
JJ: also he ate it didnt drop it
Derek: Yeah but dropping it is scary
Y/n: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 😨
Derek: Bending down to pick up soap is intimidating, even alone dont wanna be giving no ghosts ANY chances🙅🏾♂️🙅🏾♂️🙅🏾♂️
Hotch: I really need to redo some psych evals and it is CLEAR
Derek: cmon bossman have my back isnt it scary
Hotch: No?
Hotch: ..well maybe ? hm.
Emily: men scare me LMAO WHAT IS THIS😭
Reid: I dropped my shampoo bottle one time and because I don't have my glasses or contacts on while showering I couldn't see well and I stepped on it and almost broke my foot from.👾👾
Garcia: at least you didnt drop the soap?
JJ: 💀💀 PLEASE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL
Hotch: derek does have a point tbh
Derek: 🕺🏾🕺🏾🥱 Ofc I do
Y/n: speechless absolutely no words
Garcia: why do men lol :0
Emily: LMAOO💀💀
Derek:
Pain.
JJ: HENN jehejeiK hKkkk
Y/n: not the cryptic scriptures again 😔👊
Derek: ayo sticky ipad kid get off mommy number 1s phone
Hotch: Morgan what did we talk about?
Derek: ...no bullying children
Hotch: thank you.
JJ: sorry idk how the baby got my phone
Garcia: passwords :/ tbh
Y/n: it's okay JJ
Emily: actually I'm not mommy 2 I'm just mama
Derek: AYO💀💀
Garcia: I have no words
Reid: 🐇 he knows.
Derek: pretty boy 🤬🤬🤬
Y/n: hes trying his best
Reid: I do it because it's funny watching you all freak out.
Emily: damn okay comedian go off💃🏻💃🏻
Garcia: ^ :D
JJ: everyone tell emily I cannot put pink stripes in my hair
Emily: PLEASE YOUD LOOK SO FUCKING HOT
Derek: why cant you? It's not against protocol to have unnatural hair colors
JJ: ITS UNPROFESSIONAL IMAGINE HOTCH WALKING IN WITH LIKE BRIGHT FIRETRUCK RED HAIR
Hotch: 🥦 arson
Derek: BOSSMAN NOT YOU TOO COME ON😭
Rossi: if aaron dyed his hair firetruck red I'd quit
Y/n: I'd laugh^ giving me, Ronald McDonald vibes
Emily: PLEASE💀💀
Hotch: my hair is not changing to any color except my own, thank you.
Emily: sneaking bleach into your conditioner
Hotch: I'd shave my head than quit☺!
Derek: 😭😭
Reid: I went blond when I was in middle school and got bullied even more than usual, do not reccomend.
Garcia: angel face you look good no matter what
Derek: ^ mhm
Emily: faggot
Derek: YO WTF 😭😭 STOP IT
Rossi: 🍝 spaget
JJ: not the slurs hun🤨🤨
Y/n: PLEASE🤸♂️
Emily: derek and Reid so fruity
Hotch: 😂
Hotch: why does using those lil emoji things feel so wrong
Derek: BC ITS OUT OF CHARACTER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WE BROKE YOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emily: aaron remove Derek's stupid self again PLZ
JJ: LMAO
Emily: I am so in love with you fuck
Reid: 🏔 mountain
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
