Baddies of the BAU
Rossi: Morning gang!
Emily: mafia Rossi confirmed??🤨🤨 bestie boo 👎 💔
Y/n: spaghetti man 👨 🍝
Derek: Okay guys uh I need to be serious real quick
Hotch: if you deez nuts us I will remove you and NOT add you back.
Derek: NO NO IM ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS RN LIKE DEADASS
Garcia: Hes not using emojis it seems genuine
Emily: fucking menace what do you want?😍☝🏻☝🏻
Y/n: I just walked past his desk and he looks nervous.. Derek who'd you knock up?? 🤨✋
Hotch: Okay if you're being serious, what is it?
Emily: being serious about deez nuts 😳
Y/n: bestie...
Emily: SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT OKAY 😟😵😵
JJ: honey..💀💀
Derek: good one
Derek: anyways I uhm, remember how I said I was heteroflexible?
Garcia: oh ik what this is about! :0
Rossi: het
Hotch: Rossi be quiet wtf
Emily: ROSSI LMAO 😭
Rossi: sorry
Reid: Is Morgan coming out as a straight?
Y/n: 💀💀 Spencer
Emily: no he's too fruity with bossman unless he uses that as a cover-up bc he KNOWS he'll get bullied for being straight like Rossi does LMAO 💅🏻💅🏻😝 purrr
JJ: Wait are you coming out fully Derek? Gay af?
Emily: damn faggot🥺🥺
Hotch: Prentiss enough he looks like he's gonna piss himself
Emily: pissy panties 🤢
JJ: STOP
Y/n: EM😭😭😭
Derek: Oopsote no
Emily: Sir are you having a fucking stroke? 💅🏻 fruity stroke?
Reid: hm👾, I do not know what to say you guys all scare me!:)
Y/n: sweet baby its alright💀😭
Derek: I'm not heteroflexible I'm pansexual I think 😈😈😈😾
Hotch: Congrats, we accept you obviously
JJ: ^
Emily: end of an era, now we just gonna turn Rossi and it'll be a fruit salad 🥗 😋
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
