Alex: No. I mean, yes, you... Guys, come on.
Zebra: You thought I was him?
Alex: You guys kind of do look a little... You look a lot alike. Marty, you look a lot alike. You laugh alike. Talk alike. He has the same speech pattern. It's a little weird, really. I mean, come on. Marty.
Marty: So you're saying there's nothing unique about me. I'm just like any other zebra.
Alex: No. Of course you're different!
Both: How?
Alex: Okay, OK, I can't tell you apart. Maybe you could wear a bell or something. I don't know.
Marty: A bell?
Chriatian: (Groans) Here we go again.
Alex: OK, not a bell. Bell's a bad idea.
Marty: No, no, How about a T-shirt that says, "I'm with stupid"?!
Zebra: I'm not stupid!
Marty: Not you, stupid! Him, stupid!
Alex: You know what, while you've been off doing the prancing pony with your new posse, I've been having the worst day of my life. Okay?
Marty: It's always about you, isn't it?
Alex: My problems are just a little bit bigger than yours Marty. Alright, I couldn't tell you apart.
So what?! Yeah, fine. Run away, Marty! Run away! That's what you do best! Just like back in New York!
Marty: I'm right here. But you can't tell that, right? Your one-of-a-million friend hopes you enjoy your bigger-than-anyone-else's problems alone!
Alex: Good, leave! I don't need you to help me solve my problems! You know what? You're a dime a dozen! I can't tell which one's Marty! Which one's Marty? Wait a minute. Oh, yeah, I don't care!
Zebra: Nice hat, you showoff!
Alex: (Sigh) Marty.....don't go.
Marty: I'm right here. But you can't tell that, right? Your one-of-a-million friend hopes you enjoy your bigger-than-anyone-else's problems alone!
Alex: Good, leave! I don't need you to help me solve my problems! You know what? You're a dime a dozen! I can't tell which one's Marty! Which one's Marty? Wait a minute. Oh, yeah, I don't care!
Zebra: Nice hat, you showoff!
Alex: (Sigh) Marty.....don't go.
...
[Meanwhile with Melman in the hole]
King Julien: Giddy-up, giddy-up! Look, Maurice! Here's the perfect spot for my summer palace! So please fill in all these holes and relocate the riff-raff. Oh. Who'd leave a perfectly good head?
Maurice: What a waste.
Melman: Tell me about it. I'm in my prime here. I'm terminal, you know? I probably only have another two days left to live.
Maurice: Oh, that's a bummer, man.
King Julien: If I, King Julien... that's my name....only had two days left to live, I would do all the things I've ever dreamed of doing.
Melman: Like what?
King Julien: I'd love to become a professional whistler. I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I want to get even better, make my living out of it. [Blows raspberries] You know what else I would do? I would invade a neighboring country and impose my own ideology, even if they didn't want it!
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Madagascar (Reader Insert)
AdventureAlex, Marty, Christian, Melman and Gloria the zoo animals find themselves in Madagascar. They must find help to get back to New York.
Melman's Confession
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