I Hired a Hitman to Try to Kill Me

Intro

I'm in some Starbucks in downtown Las Vegas and I'm writing these lines for reasons beyond me.
             If I die, I want at least someone to know what happened to me. You probably think I'm scared for my life, but you'd be completely wrong, I'm actually having fun like I've never had before. This is by far the best game I have ever played.
             Now that I'm done talking, let me tell you why I hired a hit man to try to kill me.
              Let's begin !

            So it all started about 4 weeks ago. I was sitting in my office bored as hell, staring blankly at the computer, counting every single white pixel on that damn screen. As I stared off into space, enjoying the peace and quiet of my own world, I began to think:
"How did I end up in this situation?! My life has come down to this in this damn cabin for 8 hours a day. Eating and sleeping?"
            I certainly didn't grow up thinking:
"God, I'd like to spend the rest of my life making purchases for a corporation that consumes my soul."
            I mean, do I make good money? Sure ! But I don't even feel human anymore. As if I were absent from my own life. I don't have children, I don't have a boyfriend, I don't have a family that wants to have anything to do with me. I am completely alone. I need some adventure in my life again, some excitement, dammit! Anything is better than what I'm doing now.

             I was brought out of these thoughts about my pathetic life when my annoying boss asked me if I was done with the papers for this week. I hadn't done it yet, but I lied to him and told him that:
-Yes.
He told me in his superior tone to put them on his desk tomorrow morning.
- Yes, I'll take care of it right away. What a self-centered bastard you are!!
          I finished with the form I was working on and closed my computer. It was 5:00 PM, which means the end of another meaningless day. I got home and started thinking about what I could do to make my life a little more fun. I went through the usual ideas like a vacation, moving to a new city, maybe even a new car, however, all came to nothing.
            We need something crazy to happen. I wanted to drop a bomb on my former life, so that everything would be unleashed. I started surfing the Deep Web, looking at all the illegal shit they had to offer.
            Then I saw an ad that said:

Now it has piqued my interest. I looked at their website and noticed it was a site to hire a hit man. Then a thought came to my mind:
"What if I hired a paid assassin to hunt me down? It would be like a game of cat and mouse. And the punishment if I got caught would be, of course, death!!"
I was curious to see what their terms were and see how far they would go to eliminate a target. So I sent them an email saying I have a problem I want to get rid of. Within 3 hours I received a reply informing me about all the details of the business and the price range. I didn't answer right away, giving myself time to think about what I was getting myself into. The more I thought about it the more excited I got.
This was the ultimate adventure game, like a real life video game. I was going to have someone who would spend day and night hunting me, and I would have to spend all my time hunting this person. The first to find the other wins, and the loser dies.
It was perfect!
         So I went to work the next day, knowing it would be my last day there. I did what every corporate monkey dreams of doing, I told my boss he can go to hell! And I destroyed all the forms and files I had in that shitty prison. Just to make it difficult for all the cretins I worked with.
          Then I set about arranging everything. I went and bought some new toys at the local gun store. I bought a new Glock 9mm, a PS-90 assault rifle, and my crown jewel, a 50 caliber Barret sniper rifle.
            I stopped at a spy shop in my town and picked up a few things, some things with discreet cameras in them that allowed me to track my phone through my phone, microphone detectors, and a voice changer. Then I took $30,000 from my savings account and converted it to Bitcoin.
              After all this was completed, I contacted the man who sent me the first email and gave him all my information, telling him that this man would be very difficult to get a hold of because he travels a lot and that he might be armed I told him I didn't want one of his regular cleaners to handle this job, and I wanted the best they had to offer.
             Shortly after I sent the email I received a message informing me that they would send one of the best but that it would cost more, also told me that as soon as I send the payment they would start working . The last line of the email he sent made me realize that things were going to get worse very quickly, it read:
-Just a little warning for you, once the payment is sent and confirmed there is no going back, the work will be done and nothing can be done to stop it!
               Perfect . I sent the payment immediately and received the confirmation email and that someone will be sent the next day to my location. Now the real fun can begin. So this is the beginning of the horrible show I created. And like I said, it was a lot of fun.
             I've been in this Starbucks for about 2 hours, and I have to leave because I can't stay in the same location for too long. If you are interested I will update tomorrow with the rest of my story so far.             

              Wish me luck ! ;)