Fries was all too casually chilling in his room when he heard a knock at the door.
"Oh, it's probably Puffball... COME IN!"
"I'm not Puffball," Snowball exclaimed while entering, "I would never be weak and armless!"
Fries rolls his eyes.
"Whatever, get out, man."
Snowball starts to stammer.
"W-well, I can't... cus I... I low-key got hard by looking at a picture of you, and all the girls here are lesbian so I gotta go gay..."
Fries stares at him like he's a mad man before laughing.
"HAHA, no. Get the fuck out."
Snowball sighs and starts to leave before Fries cuts in.
"Wait! Dude... how big is your dick?"
Snowball starts doing some math in his head, comparing it to things he had put it in like that pinecone.
"Meh, probably like 10 inches?"
Fries jaw literally unhinges in shock.
"...what bro, are you tryina suck it?"
"..." Fries thought for a moment, "...okay bro let's smash pls and thank you 🙏 😊"
Snowball DEVIOUSLY looks at Fries and licks his cold snow lips. He pins Fries down on the bed and begins to kiss him while rubbing his crotch. As Fries began to get hard, he could feel Snowball gently rub the tip of his WIENER. This made Fries gently moan as he begged for more stimulation and pleasure.
"Okay, you ready, bro?"
Snowball asked as he began to line up with Fries.
"Yeah... hit me with that alpha rizz~"
Without giving him much of a warning, Snowball thrusted all 10 inches into Fries, making him squeal.
"You scream like a, ngh!~ girl..."
He kept slamming in as Fries incoherently moaned.
Every lesbian in the hall could hear this blasphemous disgusting sound and tried to rip their ears out. Soon Fries and Snowball came, almost in unison as Fries was filled by his ice cream.
"Thanks, Fries, bye!"
Fries lied there, but now not needing to get dinner.
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