She leans down and Luke's eyes widen at what might happen... Only to relax when the woman straightens back up and holding two puppies in her arms.
Woman: Just rescued these tits a few weeks ago. Give 'em a little kiss. (Kisses one dog on the head)
Luke: The tits?
Woman: What else?
Luke: I better not. Say, I'm collecting so that more... (hesitantky confused) tits get homes. (Vicious and Osric nod in agreement)
Woman: What's the charity called?
Luke: You ever hear of the United Luke?
Woman: Cute.
Luke: Well, I'm just kidding around. It's actually Don Cherry's Pet Rescue Foundation.
Woman: Good guy, that Don Cherry.
Luke: Oh, he's a great guy.
Woman: My papa loves him. Same last name actually.
Luke: What would you call him...?
Woman: Papa Cherry.
She said it so casually while the guys just agree while also wondering if she was aware what she was saying.
Luke: Yes. Never seen Airplane!? Airplane 2?
Woman: Strike three.
Luke: Oh, that's something. All right, well, before I head back to the dugout, can I grab your spare pennies real quick?
Woman: Yeah, I got a couple big cans.
Luke raises his eyebrows in surprise at what it might be, Vicious narrows his in confusion, and Osric's eyes just have a look that says "why the hell am I still here?"
Woman: A couple big cans that I use for bookends, but you can have 'em.
Vicious: (nods his head in agreemen)
Luke: Okay.
Woman: (walks over to them) Here. (Passes both dogs into Luke's arms) You know you'd have these tits in your hands sooner than later.
Luke: (uncomfortable but accepts the puppies) No, I didn't, but here they are.
Woman: (walks away) Just wait here, and I'll bring out my big cans.
Osric: This is... strange.
Vicious: What, the whole "real quicks" thing?
Osric: Well, among other things.
Vicious: In wrestling terms, that's what we call a pins in under a minute. Or in pro wrestling terms, what we'ds call a squash match.
Luke: She's never seen Airplane!
The woman comes back with two large cans full of pennies in her hands. She gives each can to Osric and Vicious and takes the puppies back from Luke.
Woman: (to the puppies) Come here. Hello. Hi.
Luke: (mutters in Spanish)
Woman: Before you go, let me get my girls out for you.
They look away and the two women from before magically materialized again.
Woman: Would have been rude of them not to say goodbye.
The trio nods and they just smile.
Woman: Have a great day.
Luke: You also have a great day.
Vicious waves bye and Luke turns to them while releasing a heavy sigh.
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