Sky's mumbo jumbo
Sky: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Wren: ... What???
The last page
Sundew: Look, I'm glad everyone's on the same page. But it's the last page in a book titled 'we're all going to die'.
Cricket: That's not even clever.
Jambu's crayons
Glory: You have crayons?
Jambu: Yes, I have—
Glory: You're— how old are you?
Jambu: YES, I AM NINE YEARS OLD AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
Darkstalker's complex
Darkstalker: Some people say that I have a god complex. I'd like to think that I'm a complex god.
The DoD don't take Sunny seriously enough
Sunny: You know guys, sometimes I feel like you guys don't take me seriously enough.
Starflight: 'Sometimes'?
Tsunami: 'Enough'?
Sunny: ...
Glory: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.
Sky out of a paper bag
Wren: He couldn't find his way out of a paper bag.
Sky: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
Peril's in charge
Clay: Where is everyone?
Peril: Starflight had a nervous collapse, Sunny is looking after him, and Glory is trying to kill Deathbringer, so I'm in charge.
Clay: Oh my-!
Peril: I know, right?
Caramelized onions
Clay: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Swordtail: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
Peril: Who's caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Luna: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions?
Qibli's idea of fun
Qibli: We have fun, don't we, Winter?
Winter: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Fishnets improve everything
Darkstalker: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
Indigo: Being a fish.
Darkstalker: Well, that's annoying.
YOU ARE READING
Wings of Fire incorrect quotes
FanfictionEven though it says this book is completed, I will actually be posting whenever I feel like it. I just don't know how to end a book that could go on indefinitely... So anyway, this book will have quotes that the Wings of Fire characters actually sai...
