Glory is dangerous
Deathbringer and Firefly *spy on Glory*
Deathbringer: The most dangerous animal on this planet. A violent creature filled with hateful thoughts and a lust for blood. Teeth like razors to suck the meat from your bone! Yes, when all is said and done, she is a killer.
Firefly: Dad, I think we've been spotted.
Deathbringer: What?!
Glory: *glaring at them menacingly*
A sentence without the letter A
Tsunami: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.
Starflight: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Tsunami: *not-so-silently raging*
Lunch mix-up
Kinkajou: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, Secretkeeper'*
Moonwatcher: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For goodness' sake, please be good.'*
RainWings messing up history class
Kinkajou: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.
Jambu: Yeah, it's a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.
Pineapple: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We're safe now.
Tamarin: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.
Glory: *being the teacher and sighing in despair*
Turtle's dark humor
Turtle: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Peril: I only like dark humor.
Turtle: *turning the lights off* What do you call a fake noodle?
Peril: ...
Turtle: An IMPASTA!
RainWings at a zoo
*at a zoo*
Jambu: What are they in for?
Glory: Jambu, this isn't prison.
Jambu: So they can leave?
Glory: No, but-
Jambu: *pointing at a meerkat* I bet that one murdered someone.
Sky's birthday presents
Peril: What did you get Sky for their birthday?
Wren: I got him a kitten.
Peril: Really? Me too!
Snowfall: I also got him a cat.
Lynx: Looks like we had the same idea.
Qibli: Winter, please tell me you didn't get Sky a cat as well!
Winter: ... I got him a kitten.
*later*
Sky: *in his apartment surrounded by cats and kittens* This is the best birthday ever!
Mangrove wants to complain
Mangrove: I'm tired.
Orchid: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!
Mangrove: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.
Clay and Peril don't want to fight
Peril: I don't want to fight you!
Clay: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!
Wash the dishes
Arctic: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Darkstalker: I'll wash the walls red with your blood!
Arctic: Okay, but before that, wash dishes, and be sure to use soap this time.
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Wings of Fire incorrect quotes
FanfictionEven though it says this book is completed, I will actually be posting whenever I feel like it. I just don't know how to end a book that could go on indefinitely... So anyway, this book will have quotes that the Wings of Fire characters actually sai...
