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Moon doesn't want to go to school
Audio from Ninjago

Moonwatcher: Mom? Hey, uh, here's a thought. What if I... didn't, go to school today? 
Secretkeeper: What? Oh, no, you don't want to miss school, honey! These are the best years of your life!
Moonwatcher: Uh, have you been to highschool?

Blob's been hurt
Audio from Ninjago

Indigo: *cradling Blob* Let me let me let me look at you, are you hurt?! Let me see your fingers and toes! Okay, you still don't have fingers and toes, that's good! 

How long with Boa live?

Jerboa III: How long will I live?
Scroll: Until you die. 

Snowfall's snow statue

Lynx: Hey, what are you making?
Snowfall: Can't you tell? I'm afraid I'll have to have you executed if you guess wrong.
Lynx: Add it to my treason list. Is it a snail?
Snowfall: It is! In honor of that absolutely ridiculous SkyWing.
Lynx: It is suuuuuuuuuper cute that you keep thinking about him. All your guards are awake, by the way, and looking very embarrassed that someone wasn't awake and on guard when you woke up.
Snowfall: I was tired, too. I mean, let's give them some stern looks, but I don't feel like decapitating anyone this morning. 

Bagel

Fathom: Hey, bro, what do you want to eat?
Darkstalker: The souls of the innocent!
Clearsight: A bagel.
Darkstalker: No!
Clearsight: Two bagels. 

No bagel

Turtle: *without his stick* What do you want to eat?
Darkstalker: The souls of the innocent!
Anemone: Yeah, what he said. 

Turtle sneezed

Peril: Turtle sneezed and I accidentally shouted 'shut up' instead of 'bless you'. 
Kinkajou: How do you just accidentally tell him to shut up?! 

What the Dragonets of Destiny do with three chairs too many

Clay: There are ten dragonets and seven chairs. What do you do?
Sunny: Have everyone stand?
Starflight: Bring three more chairs?
Tsunami: The important ones can sit.
Glory: Kill three. 

Muggy day

Deathbringer: It's really muggy outside today.
Glory: If I go out and find all the RainWings' mugs are on the front lawn outside my house, I'm going to kill you. 

Why Blue doesn't worry about political issues

Blue: I'll worry about that bridge when I come to it.
Luna: I kind of think you should worry about it before then.
Blue: If I worried about a fraction of the stuff I should be worried about, I would never get anything done! 

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