One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)

Chapter 13: QUEEN BEE

Beelzebub: Oh, I'm so glad to see you!

Luke: Hi, Bee Bee. You look happy today.

Beelzebub: I'm always happy seeing my favorite godson. (Sets him down and sees the blood on his head) What happened? Did you get into another scrap? (Anger) Was it with the Radio Demon? If he's hurting you—

Luke: No, no, no! It's okay, Bee Bee. I had a scrap, yes. But is was just another degen. I'll be fine.

She then relaxes, and notices Loona.

Beelzebub: (to Vortex) Oh, hey! Is this the sweet pup you told me about?

Loona: (offended) Excuse me?

Luke: This is my girlfriend, Loona.

Beelzebub: She's a fucking cutie! Where have you been hiding, girl? (laughs)

Loona: Is there something funny?

Beelzebub: Nah, I'm just really high on all this tasty energy right now. Tex says you don't get invited out much. I hope this itty-bitty get-together can serve as a fun first time.

Loona briefly looks behind her to see a hellhound slide down a staircase only to get hit in the crotch when he gets down.

Loona: Mm-hmm.

Beelzebub: I would've thrown a bigger one, but I couldn't convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs. So fucking lame! I mean, I usually just steal them, but Bel changed the locks. (conjures a bottle of beer) She says I'm a total jackass for trying. But, hey... I'm proud to be a total jackass. (drinks from the bottle)

Vortex: Heh. Anyway, yeah, Bee, this is Loona. And, Loona, this is my girlfriend, Bee.

Beelzebub: Nice to meetcha, bitch!

Loona: Oh, this is... she's hot. (widens eyes in realization)

Beelzebub: Ha! Holy shit! Okay. Tex, you didn't tell me she was hilarious. That's so funny.

Loona: Right.

Beelzebub: I love that that's the first thing you say to me. You don't give a shit how freaky you come off, and that's fucking beautiful. (moves next to Loona) You're my new favorite person. Especially with you dating my godson. Speaking of, (to Luke) where've you been? I miss hanging out with you, Charlie, and Vaggie. And, you loved it when I gave you those Mint-Oreo Cookies and Cream milkshakes.

Luke: I've been busy.

Beelzebub: No excuse! You do enough chorin' to last a lifetime. And don't tell me you and the boys haven't been able to plan for a winter trip in Québec. There's good fishing in Québec. You need to get out more.

Luke: Please don't talk to me like I'm a kid. It's embarrassing.

Loona: Well, (fake smiling) am I really your favorite, though?

Beelzebub: Yeah, bitch! (laughs) No. Reminds me of the time I saw Satan without a shirt on.

Vortex turns his head towards her at this, and Luke cringes a bit.

Beelzebub: I was like, "Oof! Boy! You are hot as hell!". But, then I wanted to die, 'cause it was so awkward. 'Cause he's more like a brother to me. You know, but not my brother. So, I guess... it was fine. I could hit that...

Luke: Anywho!

Beelzebub: (laughs) Chillax, Lukey. It's all good. You and your girl have a good time tonight. Get some sweets, get some eats. Drink it, tear it, fuck it up! Whoo!