Innovation never ceases, and that's especially true for one Y/N L/N. After a laser accident turns him from scientist to subject, his life will never be the same. Oh yeah, and there's singing toilets.
Original idea by DaFuqBoom. Credit to DOM Studios...
Elite Cameraman: Hello everybody, this is Elite Cameraman and...oh shit, can I go again?
(Bleep)
Elite Cameraman: Hello everybody, this is Elite Camommy and today...I think these aren't my lines.
(Bleep)
Elite Cameraman: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and...damn it, I need a break.
Camera Crew: Alright, take five!
(Recording Cameraman: Okay, and...action!)
Scientist: 🎶 You better show some respect! Check your behaviour No one speaks to THE G-Man that waaaay! Did you expect us To sit back and take your Insolent, brazen displaaay???🎶
Assailant: 🎶 Your flusher's twisted I'm not the one who needs a new attitude Maybe you missed it But I'm that toilet BITCH And I'm the best that you'll ever see I'm the strongest of the Skibidi Mad that I acted respectless? It's cause no one could respect this!
Sorry group attending Since when are bathroom lords too scared to fight? The war is ending And you'll be crushed beneath the Titan's might!🎶
Assailant: 🎶 You lost your relevance🎶
G-Man: 🎶We can't act without more intelligence 🎶
Assailant: Ugh! 🎶No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast!🎶
Scientist:🎶You Astro breeds are inane and uninformed! Smug wannabes who don't heed when they've been warned!🎶
Assailant:🎶Oops! Did I strike a nerve? Because when I threatened the G-dork's head Couldn't help but observe That your wrinkled face was turning red! (To Scientist) And why are you guys avoiding war? That's what the stuff you make is for Thanks to my being respectless One thing I'm starting to suspect is You don't want G-Man defenceless Do you have a disclosure?🎶
Scientist: 🎶THIS MEETING'S OVER!!!🎶
(The camera zooms out as it's revealed to have been a video being played on Polycephaly. The cast are seated around his screen, including one important individual.)
Studio Owner Slaughterlasho
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Red Ops: So, what do you guys think?
Studio Owner: I kinda like it.
Director Cameraman: We are NOT doing musicals! No song or dance numbers! Do you realise how much that would slow down chapter production? Our week hiatus is bad enough already! BACK TO WORK!
(Everyone groans)
The spider toilet is seen giving back massages to the crew members.
Plunger: Aah...that's the spot.
Y/N: My joints feel great!
Scientist: This is art!
Buzzsaw: All better...
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Buzzsaw: NOOOO!!! ILL AVENGE YOU BROTHER!
*Beep*
Buzzsaw: Was that good?
Director Cameraman: We're trying to go for a threatening ending. Try a bit more seriousness. And...action!
Buzzsaw: (menacingly) Y/N...i am your...stepfather
Director Cameraman: Cut!
Buzzsaw: But then HE does the yelling!
(A/N: I edited the description of the glitch glove as I was half asleep when i was writing it. It didn't make sense when I re-read it.)
