Innovation never ceases, and that's especially true for one Y/N L/N. After a laser accident turns him from scientist to subject, his life will never be the same. Oh yeah, and there's singing toilets.
Original idea by DaFuqBoom. Credit to DOM Studios...
Y/N: ohgoshogoshoghosh...Think! What is a speedster's greatest weakness? Oh right!
He skids to a halt as the Glitch Toilet rapidly approaches. Suddenly, Y/N pulls out a comically oversized block with the words "Bad Writing" on it. The Glitch Toilet gasps in horror as he crashes headfirst into the block.
???: Cut!
Director Cameraman
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Director Cameraman: What, are we making some kinda Looney Tunes movie? Take it from the top!
(We interrupt this blooper to bring you a message from our sponsor)
Salesperson Speakerman: Hey you!
Cameraman: Me?
Salesperson Speakerman: Yes you! Have you ever wondered what your enemies are yelling at you in the heat of battle?
Skibidi Toilet: Skibidi!
Cameraman: Uh, no?
Salesperson Speakerman: Sounds like you need the Skibidictionary!
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Salesperson Speakerman: Learning the Skibidi language has never been so easy. Written by our own language expert Y/N, you can learn grammar, pronouns and much more with our easy-to understand tips!
Two large speakermen are seen practicing.
Large Speakerman 1: Skibidi. (I don't think this is working out between us)
Large Speakerman 2: Skibidi. (Pizza!)
Salesperson Speakerman: Show off to your friends! Impress your crush! Insult your enemies!
Titan Speakerman is seen yelling unintelligible noises at the toilets who look horrified. A Cameraman is seen holding up a sign that says "Skibidictionary does not condone any anti-toilet slurs."
Salesperson Speakerman: So what are you waiting for? Say Dop Yes Yes to a whole new language! Buy your copy today!
(Disclaimer: Bloopers are not canon. The actual book sold three copies because everyone was either too busy or too lazy to learn. Later, Y/N replicated the chip and turned it into an ebook which received greater success. Today, 2/3rds of the Alliance speak Skibidian with the language being a requirement to join the Communications sector.)
