One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)

Chapter 5: THE TOUGHEST HELLHOUND IN PRIDE

Vicious: Oh negative.

Luke: Me neither.

Osric: Nope. Would you wear Gap Dream?

The hellhound and gargoyle then look at each other in shock then back at the owl like he was crazy.

Vicious: No! No, no, Osric that's for girls.

Luke: Osric, that's for girls.

Vicious: You can't walk around smelling like pretty girls.

Luke: You're not wearing it right now, are ya?

Osric: No, but I noticed Moxxie had some earlier. I asked if it was Millie's, but he said it was his.

Luke: (blinks a bit) Let's get into some of those fuckin' all dressed chips.

A little later, Luke was walking up the stairs in the hotel where he was passing by Charlie.

Luke: Hey, mom.

Charlie: Hey. I got a call from Belphegor. She said your request isn't under prior authorization.

Luke: What?!

Charlie: Well, apparently, she can't just give out medicine for syphilis like that without authorization. That kind of stuff could result in scamming if used wrong.

Luke: She's the Sin of Sloth itself. Can't she just fill out a form and get it done like that?

Charlie: Nope. She needs the proper paperwork. Since you're not the one getting it, your friend needs to fill out a form with her doctor.

Luke: (sarcastic) Great. Which means we'd have to wait for five years to even remotely get one.

Charlie: Tell you what—if you can help me finish getting stuff ready for Sir Pentious's first week, I can make a faster agreement for your friend if she can tell me her doctor.

Luke: (turns to her) You'd really do that?

Charlie: I'm the Princess of Hell, I can do whatever I want.

Luke: Which you normally don't do.

Charlie: Well, for family, I'd burn down the whole world if it meant you'd be okay.

Luke: That's a bit extreme, but thanks.

He goes back to walking while Charlie looks through the list of things. She then brings up something.

Charlie: And let me know when I can finally meet that new girlfriend of yours!

Luke: We're working on it!

*SHORT TIMESKIP*

Just like before, the boys were by a table when a phone starts ringing. Luke stands up and walks over to it while Vicious gets a bottle of whiskey out and some glasses. Luke picks up the phone.

Luke: Hello...? 'Kay... End of the laneway, don't come up the property... Good.

He hangs up and walks back to Osric and Vicious where he sees three shot glasses down for each of them. Luke sits down.

Luke: Rat Ass's here.

They all take their shots, tap the glasses on the table two times, and head outside. Luke lights up a cigarette to take a puff and the others do the same. They walk and see two hounds next to a truck where one of them was getting pumped up. He jumped up and down, and clearly looked like an asshole. Luke flicks his cigarette away, but was stopped before the fight even began.

Rat Ass: Keep this standing. This goes to the ground, we stand up.

Vicious: Okay.

Rat Ass: This goes to a clinch, we separate.