One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)

Chapter 5: THE TOUGHEST HELLHOUND IN PRIDE

Luke: Sled Ted's here.

They all take their shots, tap the glasses on the table two times, and head outside. Luke lights up a cigarette to take a puff and the others do the same. They walk and see two hounds next to a truck where one of them pulls off his outer shirt and Luke rolls up his sleeves a little bit. Both raise their arms up, and start throwing fists. Ted wasn't really good as Luke easily dodges his strikes and soon enough, beats him hard enough to make him surrender. They shook hands and the trio make their way back to the workshop.

*I.M.P.*

Over at Imp City, the crew were just lounging around with Blitzo discussing their next upcoming mission and Moxxie and Millie sharing their thoughts on it. Loona was texting with Luke about the possibility of maybe meeting his moms soon. She honestly wasn't excited for it, but said she's think about it.

*NEXT DAY*

Back at the hotel, the boys were back at it with Luke tuning up on a truck and Vicious and Osric siting on opposite sides of each other.

Vicious: Geez, Basic Jay must've been a shit fighter to lose to that asshat.

Luke: I've known Basic Jay to be a pretty tough dude. He's not really a fuckin' basic. Guess he could've had a cold. Or the flu.

Osric: Sled Ted had Bigfoot hands.

Vicious: Yeah, he's a big grimy brute.

Luke: Shit fighter, though.

Osric: Do you guys remember the fragrance Brut? Or Actif Brut?

Luke: Yeah.

Vicious: Yeah, they still makes that.

Osric: I always enjoyed that fragrance.

Vicious: You can use it to dry up zits too.

Luke: Did you know you can use shaving cream to get permanent marker off your hands?

Osric: Why wouldn't you just dip your hands in the parts cleaner?

Luke: Well, most people don't have a parts cleaner.

Vicious then brought up the next fighter they'll encounter.

Viscus: (to Luke) Well, most likely Rat Ass will be your next dude.

Luke: I hear that he is a greaser.

Osric: Can confirm.

Luke: So fuckin' greasy I almost don't want to.

Osric: Charles saw him with his shirt off, swimming in a sewage gravel pit in Greed not too long ago. His back acne was extraordinary.

The others were now uncomfortable by that. Luke especially as he wanted more information.

Luke: Like extraordinary how?

Osric: Well, like, I thought about it for a while after is all.

Luke: Well, elaborate, 'cause I'm likely gonna have to touch it.

Osric: Well, like how it was cultivated.

Vicious: (looks up a bit)

Luke: Well, by not showering likely.

Osric: Likely. (Beat) Did you know that men can wear the fragrance CK ONE as well as women?

Luke: Yeah.

Vicious: Yeah. That 'cause it's a unisex fragrance.

Luke: It says so right on the bottle. But would you?