One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)

Chapter 5: THE TOUGHEST HELLHOUND IN PRIDE

With the trio, they were sitting down in chairs while smoking.

Vicious: How'd you managed to hear that?

Luke: Good hearing. Not to mention the maid's not exactly private when it comes to her weird desires.

Osric: I almost question if she was tricked or even gave up her soul willingly to Alastor.

Luke: So, been a little while since we hung out. How'd it go at your other jobs?

Osric: Good. Stolas and Via are getting better, so I'm glad for that. Heard Mammon's looking to sue whoever burned Loo Loo Land down.

Luke: That bitch would sue anyone even if they didn't burn down his bootleg theme park.

Vicious: I heard Asmodeus isn't too happy about it, but only because the Robo Fizzarolli got destroyed.

Osric: Is it true that those make more money with kids than some of the other stuff they're used for?

Vicious: From what I've heard, yeah. Which honestly, I find more comforting than those things being used as sex toys.

Luke: It's scary though that it's a close second. But, I guess that's what happens when most of them are purchased in Lust and Greed.

Osric: Do you think the sins hate each other like how the overlords hate each other?

Luke: Yes and no. They don't hate each other, but unless it's required, they typically avoid one another. Like my grandfather, As, and Bee are all great people to hang out with, I rarely see Satan, Bel, and Levi do much outside their rings, and Mamm's like that one relative who knows he's a douche, but enjoys making life miserable.

Osric: All of which accurate.

Vicious: At least they've been around long enough to bond with each other. With overlords, they're just sinners with insane powers. As such, they probably have secret plans to kill each other. At least guys like the Vees and Alastor would.

Osric: I know Carmilla would do that, but only if it meant keeping her kids safe.

Luke: I met Ms. Rosie a few times. She probably would do that, but mostly for food.

Vicious: I've heard that there was a gambling-based overlord a long time ago. Disappeared during Alastor's rise. Can't remember his name, though.

Luke: Well, you'd have be a really good gambler if your esthetic was gambling with souls. Would either of you?

Osric: Nah.

Vicious: No, I got enough to get by. What kind of overlords would either of youse be?

Osric: I'd go with assassin type. Build my own army and fight take out various targets.

Luke: None of us could be one.

Vicious: I'm not saying we are, I'm just saying hypothetically if we were ones.

Luke: Well, I guess I would go for a brawler type. Having fights and showing the toughest.

Vicious: Really? I'd thought you'd go for a mu—

Luke: Don't finish that sentence!

The three then stop and go back to smoking.

*SHORT TIMESKIP*

The boys were by a table when a phone starts ringing. Luke stands up and walks over to it while Vicious gets a bottle of whiskey out and some glasses. Luke picks up the phone.

Luke: Hello...? 'Kay... End of the laneway, don't come up the property... Good.

He hangs up and walks back to Osric and Vicious where he sees three shot glasses down for each of them. Luke sits down.