One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)

Chapter 3: RADIO KILLED THE VIDEO STAR

Vicious: You appreciate my metaphors, Loona. And that's what I appreciates about you.

Loona: Is that what you appreciate about me?

Luke: Let's take about 10% off her over there Vicious.

Vicious: (looks in the distance) Yeah. No. Huh?

Blitzo: So any other insights for us?

Vicious: Uh...

Without even facing it, he pulls out a chainsaw and throws it at the target, getting stuck in the wall as a result of slicing the target.

*NOW*

Luke: Heck! You wouldn't mind a quick heads up from a fella who's about to fire a fire-extinguisher turned flame thrower.

"One Helluva Team"

The scene begins at the Hazbin Hotel where the gang was in the lobby taking in more of the recent news from Heaven.

Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! (Starts to panic) And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?

Vaggie: (grabs her to calm her down) Yes. We will.

Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time toots.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Luke: I'm sure there's some who'll want to try. Especially given some of these souls are genuinely good people who got screwed in the living world.

Angel Dust: How would you know that?

Luke: I get around.

Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. (waves his phone in their faces) People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.

Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?

Angel panics and retreats the phone back.

Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Luke's Thoughts: No kidding. Even Blitzo's getting a bunch of clients who want to get revenge before they get killed.

Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie: (gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? (waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic)

Luke: That's just another Tuesday.

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -

*BOOM!*

Suddenly, an explosion goes off and made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle.