One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)

Chapter 2: MURDER FAMILY

Blitzo: Okay, fine. But, hurry up. (speaks loudly into the phone) Loonaaaa! We're ready to come home, dear!

Luke: I'm gonna get some of those fuckin all dressed chips when we get home.

A little while later, Moxxie returns back as the portal opens. Vicious and Osric enter in first since they had plans that night.

Blitzo: There he is. Have a good wank-off session, Moxxie?

Moxxie: Excuse me?

Blitzo: Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright? (pokes Moxxie several times for emphasis) See you at the office! (Exits)

Millie: (places her hand on Moxxie's cheek) You doing okay, sweetie?

Moxxie: Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process.

Millie: (touches Moxxie's chest) You have a goooood heart, honey. (playfully pinches Moxxie's nose) Just a fuzzy head!

Millie kisses Moxxie and Moxxie smiles lovingly. Millie walks through the portal.

Luke: You know what, Mox? I do appreciate your kind nature. But, for future reference, don't believe everything at first glance.

Moxxie: Right. Thanks, Luke.

Luke: Also, just curious, but where'd you really go?

Moxxie: Back to the house and had called the police on the rest of the family.

Luke: Wait, you called the cops?

Moxxie: Yeah.

Luke: On a cannibalistic family?

Moxxie: Yeah.

Luke: In up county?

Moxxie: (confused) Yeah?

They then hear sirens and see two police cars and a helicopter outside the house.

Loudspeaker voice: We got em', boys!

A helicopter fires a missile through the roof and the house explodes in an massive inferno. Something hits Moxxie in the head. He looks down to see what is left of the teddy bear head. He's stunned as Luke grabs his shoulder and walks to the portal.

Luke: Pitter-patter.

*TIMESKIP*

Later on while Osric was off to have fun with Octavia, the rest of I.M.P. were celebrating Mayberry's job. A white banner reads "killed the bitch" in red letters. Loona, Mrs. Mayberry and the boys are holding pieces of cake on their plates. "We did it! :)" is written on the cake in light blue icing. Blitzo has his arm in a sling. Everyone is wearing party hats. Everyone laughs and cheers except Moxxie, who sits with a distressed look on his face.

Millie: (excitedly) Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?!

Mrs. Mayberry: Yaaay!

Blitzo: Ohhhh, yeah!

Vicious: Another job well done.

Millie: (hugs Moxxie) We did it! Oh, Moxxie!

Blitzo: Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up.

Luke: That's a Texas-size 10-4, good buddy.

Millie rubs Moxxie's head.

Millie: And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!

Mrs. Mayberry: That's messed up. But, I paid for it!

Everyone except Moxxie laughs. Blitzo raises a fist.

Blitzo: Yeah, fuck that family!

A short while later after they cleaned up the party, Luke was curious about what the client plans now.

Luke: So, now that your kill request is complete, what'd you plan to do now?

Mrs. Mayberry: For now, I guess I'll look into getting a job along with a place to stay. If I'm honest, though, I never really expected to be in Hell. Which... sucks, you know? You do everything right, and when you make one mistake, you wind up down here. As if everything else you did never mattered.

Luke: Well, maybe you might be able to get a better chance. If you're ever interested in it, there's plenty of room at the Hazbin Hotel.

Mrs. Mayberry: I think I've heard of it. I'll keep that in mind.

As she leaves, Luke gets a ping from his phone and sees his moms needed him back home to help plan for some things. He sighs as he double checks the list from earlier and left to head home.

Luke's Thoughts: How the hell do we get a soul into Heaven before the next Extermination?

As he gets in his car, he was watched from a distance by Joshua.

Joshua: ...

Next chapter: a new patron to the hotel