One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)

Chapter 2: MURDER FAMILY

Martha: Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell! (rises her torch as Blitzo and Millie struggle to free themselves) May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!

Martha grunts as she tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitzo and Millie. Evil laughter follows. The flames rise up around Blitzo and Millie, but they remain unharmed.

Blitzo: Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard.

Millie and Blitzo smirk. Martha stares confused.

Martha: Oh. Shit. (Rolls her eyes) Well... I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth! (Pulls out her rifle)

Blitzo: That would be more effective.

Millie: (angrily) Blitzo!

Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. Before shooting, however, something goes flying, and knocks Martha outta the way. She looks and see it was the bear the boys were fighting earlier. Said boys were walking out with a few bruises and lashes on them, but despite the injuries, they were ready to fight more. Ralphie tries to run at them, but was punched to the side from Vicious, knocking him out.

Martha: What the fuck?! How are you freaks still alive?!

Luke: That bear wasn't any tougher than degens. Now, before we beat the shit out of you, I have a question—do you by any chance know how to cure syphilis?

Martha: Oh, that's easy. A single injection of long-acting Benzathine penicillin G can cure the early stages. CDC recommends three doses of long-acting Benzathine penicillin G at weekly intervals for late latent stages.

Luke: Good.

Martha: Wait, what makes you think I know syphilis?

Luke: You're a whore with a PhD.

Martha: (pissed) ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

Luke: What're you gonna do about it?

The three then approach up to her, but were stopped when a gunshot fired and a bullet goes straight through her head. She falls dead and collapses on the ground. They looked over and saw Moxxie holding his gun.

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie runs over and unties the rope, freeing Blitzo and Millie.

Blitzo: You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!

Blitzo falls down. Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace. They both move their heads. Ralphie gets up and trips backwards on Martha's body before fleeing the scene. Luke, Osric, and Vicious then walk over to the fire and light cigarettes.

Blitzo: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, thanks! I'm fiiine!

Vicious: Settle down.

Moxxie: (helps Blitzo up and supports him) I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise.

Blitzo: (pulls him in a hug) Apology accepted. (speaks in a low voice) But, if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain, I will fuck you and your wife.

Blitzo lets go as Moxxie looks fearfully. Millie raises her arms in a cheer.

Blitzo: Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off.

Blitzo pulls a gray and black horse toy from his chest. He puts it back and retrieves his cell phone.

Moxxie: Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house.