Blitzo: Mine's better.
Blitzo walks through the portal.
Moxxie: (sighs) Aww, fuuuck...
Moxxie walks through the portal. All three imps, hellhound, owl, and gargoyle demons stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Blitzo and Moxxie lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes. Blitzo stands up and peers into the window.
Blitzo: That's gotta be her. (chuckles darkly) This is too easy. Moxxie, do you want this one?
Moxxie: (pleasantly surprised) Me?
Blitzo: Yeaaaah, this one's simple enough for you to handle.
Moxxie stands up and peers through the window. His faces falls as he looks at the family having dinner.
Blitzo: It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital.
Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses. Martha holds a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitates at the window.
Luke: (looks in the family) Looks normal enough.
Osric: Appearances can be deceiving.
Vicious: Well, we're not paid to— (sees something) Wait, what's that in the back?
Blitzo: (pulls out a rifle) You snooze, you lose, Mox!
Martha's face is seen in a reflector, her doe eyes wide and blinking innocently.
Blitzo: Aaaand I've got ya, bitch.
Moxxie: Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!
Blitzo: No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother. (positions his rifle) We're ruining a family!
Rifle clicks.
Moxxie: But... Ho- Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it.
Vicious: If it makes you feel better, Mox, it looks like there's taxidermy of a—
He's interrupted when Moxxie lifts up Blitzo's gun as he fires. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house.
Blitzo: (fumes in anger) What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!
Moxxie wheezes anxiously, eye twitching. He lets out a croak with his snake-like tongue out. He then falls to his knees, hands over his face.
Moxxie: I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy. (Tears fall down his eyes) I panicked!
Blitzo: (facepalms) Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits! Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!
Luke: These nutsacks are no where near innocent. There's human taxidermy on their wall!
*BANG!*
A bullet shoots through the wall and hits Blitzo in the arm, black blood flying out.
Blitzo: AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!
Everyone runs in separate directions as the family blasts through the house and began pursuing them.
*TIMESKIP*
Luke was walking out in the woods as he and Vicious got separated from the others.
Vicious: Like I said before; most of the targets are degens and psychos.
Luke: (grumbles)
Vicious: I know Mox's ideals can be a bit of a headache.
Luke: Even worse when they result in fuckin up production.
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One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)
FanfictionThere are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world. Luke Morningstar works at his family's hotel to rehabil...
Chapter 2: MURDER FAMILY
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