One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)

Chapter 2: MURDER FAMILY

Luke: (points to the father) And this guy... This guy definitely watches.

Vicious: Exactly. Plus, most of the guys we do kill windup being degens and psychopaths.

Millie: Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here.

Moxxie: But—

Luke: Mox, I'm really rooting for you, but right now, you're being a bit of a pain. It's just a picture and not an actual human.

Moxxie: I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all.

Blitzo barges into the room followed by Mrs. Mayberry.

Blitzo: Guys! I want you to meet—

A startled Moxxie accidentally fires his arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Luke is holding. The arrow shoots through Osric's yogurt cup. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry, but Blitzo catches it with one hand.

Blitzo: ...our newest client!

The eel tank falls down. Glass and water spill on the floor. The eels fall out and bursts into electricity, setting the room on fire.

Blitzo: Dammit, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!

Vicious: Fuck sake! Why even eels?!

*SHORT TIMESKIP*

They soon got the fire department on time as some imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitzo waves goodbye.

Blitzo: Byyyyye! And, don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is freee!

Moxxie: Since when did we start implementing that deal?

Blitzo: When you set fire to my office in front of a (grabs his face and yells in anger) CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DICK SHIT!! (Pushes Moxxie away) Now, someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!

Loona: You mean... our only ticket to the other side? (pulls out the grimoire) Yeah. Got it.

Vicious: You're really good at saving the important stuff, Loona, and that's what I appreciates about you.

Loona: Is that what you appreciate about me?

Blitzo: And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie. (baby talk voice) You get a tweat, now!

Blitzo holds up a dog biscuit to her.

Loona: Ew. Stop.

Blitzo throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog. He pulls it into his mouth and chews.

Luke and Loona: You're so gross!

Millie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall. It glows red and creates a portal to the human world.

Blitzo: Awwww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist.

Luke: Fuck sake. (To Loona) We'll call for pick up.

Loona: Don't keep me waiting.

She kisses his cheek and leaves. The boys enter the portal first and Blitzo puts his hand on Moxxie's face, who struggles to walk to Millie.

Blitzo: Now, let's go lick some ass!

Millie: The expression is "kick some ass"... Blitzo.

Millie snaps her fingers at Blitzo as she walks through the portal.