Mrs. Mayberry (narrating) Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!
Scene cuts to Martha standing at a podium with "VNN" on it. A news reporter holds out a microphone among several other microphones.
Reporter: You're a hero!
Martha is then seen jogging with a dark-skinned woman with blonde hair.
Jogger: You're a hero, girl!
In a grocery store, a boy wearing a beaver-skin cap talks with a cashier lady named Brook.
Martha's son: My mama's a hero!
Cashier: She is a hero!
Ralphie and Martha have sex in a bedroom and he grunts in pleasure.
Ralphie: (grunts) You're a hero!
An old priest is seen with his hands folded in prayer by church doors. Martha stands next to him with her hands folded.
Priest: You're a herooo!
Martha is then seen standing at the front of Mrs. Mayberry's old classroom. Another teacher introduces Martha to the class. "How to deal with trauma 101" is written on the board.
Class: You're a hero!
Martha smiles as she is given anal sex from another man.
Man: (groans) You're a hero!
*END OF MONTAGE*
Mrs. Mayberry's purple fists create cracks on Blitzo's desk as she smashes down on it.
Mrs. Mayberry: (shouting, her voice echoing) SHE IS NOT A HEROOOOOO!
She leans in close to Blitzo's face, her face red with anger.
Blitzo: (frightened) Mm-hmm. Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly.
Blitzo rapidly presses a red button from underneath his desk. A red light flashes by a label reading "Deranged client." The other labels read "More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth," "Ghost," "Stolas," and "Degens from Upcountry."
In another room, Moxxie was practicing firing a crossbow. In front of him is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking as the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.
Millie: Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhounds!
Said hounds were Luke and Loona as Luke was holding the picture up and Lonna was lying on his lap while looking at her phone.
Loona: (sarcastically, deadpan) Wow. I feel soooo loved here.
Luke: You should, because I love you. (Loona smiles at that)
Millie: Just take a deep breath, (inhales) and let it out!
Moxxie: But... it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?
Millie: I mean, if that's what the client wants.
Osric: (eating some yogurt) We're paid to get the job done, not ask questions.
Moxxie: Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. (speaking with a stereotypical Italian accent)That's understandable. (speaks normally) But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly, in this instance—upper middle class family bloodline?
Loona: Hey! You don't know they're innocent! (points to the boy) This kid probably sets dogs on fire.
Osric: (points to the girl) Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online.
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FanfictionThere are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world. Luke Morningstar works at his family's hotel to rehabil...
Chapter 2: MURDER FAMILY
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