One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)

Chapter 1: OVERTURE

Sinner #2: Go time!

Sinner #1: Go time!

Osric: Look at that fuckin' treasure trail.

Luke: What's up with your fuckin' body hair, big shoots. You look like a twelve-year-old Dutch girl. Your aesthetician quaff that for you?

Osric: You can kiss my ass-thetician. You guys do cross fit?

Luke: You can cross-fuck-off.

Osric: Cross fart. How many times you pulled your horn today, bud?

Sinner #1: What?

Osric: Oh, she's bashful.

Luke: Oh, come on, kitten. I won't tell anyone.

Osric: (spits to the side)

Luke: Ball park six to eight? You're a fucking animal.

Osric: Play a little five on one.

Luke: Hit the kitchen, mix a batch.

Osric: Feed the ducks.

Luke: Distribute some free literature.

The two sins were completely taken back by what they just heard. But, they tried to salvage the situation.

Sinner #1: Go time!

Sinner #2: fuck'... Shed 'em!

Angel Dust: (walks outside) Hey! Dick heads! Put your fuckin' shirts on! Get outta here!

Both demons: This isn't over!

Luke: Jinx. You owe me a Coke.

Sinner #1: Never buy you a Coke.

The other one flips them off and they leave.

*NOW*

Luke: It's a hard life pickin' stones and pullin' teats but sure as God's got sandals it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails.

"One Helluva Team"

The scene begins with Charlie reading the origins of Hell as a way to cope with the recent Extermination. It's been a week since then, but she likes to try and calm herself by reading the book.

Charlie: Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. And would go against the great word of God. So he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse. For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into the Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream. But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and her songs. And Hell began to grow with more and more souls. Heaven saw that Hell would overpopulate, and made an agreement with the upper devils. That every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners wouldn't overflow and maintain its order. Despite Lucifer agreeing to this, Lilith was saddened to see her people killed, and believed there was a better way. Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell. A dream that sinners could have another chance, and go to the realm of light up in Heaven.