Variant or Variants of the MCU?

Chapter 7: Natasha and Bobbi

Wade: I-

Pepper: you can't say no.

Wade: ok then. <turns to the girl and holds his hand out> Wade Stark, and you are?

Bobbi; Barbara Morse but you can call me Bobbi. <shakes his hand>

(If you recognize the name then good for you, you a Marvel fan or have seen Earth's Mightiest Heroes. If you are asking, yes I am not including that show that appeared in abc)

Tony: what's your name, lady?

Nat: Rushman. Natalie Rushman.

Tony; front and center. Come into the church.

Pepper: no. You're seriously not gonna ask...

Tony; if it pleases the court, which it does.

Nat: it's no problem.

Pepper: I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.

Tony lifted one of the bands as Nat took off her shoes and got into the ring. Tony looks at her then drinks his shake as they stare at each other a little.

Tony; what? <looks at Happy> can you give her a lesson?

Happy; no problem.

Wade looks at Nat but something in the back of his head is yelling at him not to trust her or Bobbi as he knows that a pretty face can't always be what people believe they are seeing. Tony gets off the ring and sits next to Pepper.

Tony; Pepper.

Pepper: what?

Tony; who is she?

Pepper: she is from legal. And she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that.

Tony; I need a new assistant, boss.

Pepper: yes, and I've got three excellent potential candidates. They're lined up and ready to meet you.

Tony; I don't have time to meet. I need someone now. I feel like it's her.

Pepper: no, it's not.

Happy: you ever boxed before?

Nat: I have, Yes.

Happy; what, like, the Tae Bo? Booty Boot Camp? Crunch? Something like that?

Tony: how do I spell your name, Natalie?

Nat: R-U-S-H-M-A-N.

Pepper; what, are you gonna google her now?

Tony; hmm? I thought I was ogling her? <searches her up> oh, wow. Very, very impressive individual.

Pepper: you're very predictable, aren't you?

Bobbi looked over as Wade used this time when both girls were distracted to write down a few things in another page.

Tony; she's fluent in French, Italian, Russian, Latin. Who speaks Latin?

Pepper: no one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.

Tony sees very sexy pictures of her as Wade wrote down that there was almost no normal pictures of her.

Pepper: you can read Latin or you can write Latin, but you can't speak Latin...

Tony; did you model in Tokyo? 'Cause she modeled in Tokyo.

Pepper: well...

Tony: I need her. She's got everything that I need. Barbara was it? What's your last name?

Bobbi; Morse. Like Morse Code.

Tony: got it.

Pepper: what are you doing?

Tony: checking if she's good for Wade, he deserves the best. Let's see. You are very athletic.

Bobbi; I am mostly in gymnastics.

Tony; so it says.

Happy; rule number one, never take your eye off your opponent.

Happy threw a very slow punch as Nat twisted his arm then wrapped her legs on his head and threw him down and pinned him.

Pepper: oh, my god!

Tony; whoa!

Wade:<writes that down>

Pepper: Happy!

Tony: that's what I'm talking about.

Happy: I just slipped.

Tony: you did?

Happy: yeah.

Tony; looks like a TKO to me.

Nat:<gets off the ring>

Tony; just...

Nat: I need your impression.

Tony; you have a quiet reserve. I don't know, you have an old soul.

Nat; I meant your fingerprint.

Tony: right.

Pepper: so, how are we doing?

Tony: great. Just wrapping up. Hey. <gives his fingerprint> you're the boss.

Nat; will that be all, Mr Stark?

Tony: no.

Pepper: yes, that will be all, Ms Rushman. Thank you very much.

Nat:<walks away>

Tony; I want one.

Pepper: no.

Wade went to his lab as Bobbi followed as she looked around a bit.

Wade: interested on my lab?

Bobbi: I don't understand much, I was good in basic science but this... is too much for me.

Wade: don't sell yourself short. You look smart so...

Bobbi: thank you. Do you need any help?

Wade: not much really. Not really sure why Pepper got me an assistant, I don't need one, doesn't mean you're not great, I just work better alone.

Bobbi: maybe she just wants you to be close to someone your age seeing as you have no siblings or...

Wade: friends. I was always an outcast because I was always more advanced than others. I could not hang out with anyone or even... have anything in common with them. So you're more of a... forced friend than an assistant.

Bobbi; look, maybe I was hired to be your friend but if we both try maybe we could be true friends.

Wade: yeah. I like that. Gets pretty lonely sometimes here.

Wade smiled at Bobbi as she smiled back, he had a feeling that maybe he will like her more than he expected.