Pepper: the Expo is a gigantic waste of time.
Wade was just working on improvements to his Medi-Gun while Tony and Pepper "argued".
Tony; I need you to wear a surgical mask until you're feeling better and get Wade to check it's nothing serious. Is that okay?
Pepper: that's rude.
Tony: there's nothing more important to me than Wade and the Expo. They're my primary points of concern. I don't know why you're...
Pepper: the Expo is your ego gone crazy.
Tony: <grabs a poster of IronMan> wow. Look at that. That's modern art. That's going up.
Pepper: oh, you've got to be kidding.
Tony: I'm gonna put this up right now.
Pepper: this is vital. Stark is in complete disarray. You understand that?
Tony: no. Our stocks have never been higher.
Pepper: yes, from a managerial standpoint.
Tony; look, it's messy then let's double back. Let me give you an example. Let's move on to another subject.
Pepper; oh, no, no, no, no. You are not taking down the Barnett Newman and hanging that up!
Tony: I'm not taking it down. I'm just replacing it with this. <does that>
Pepper: my point is, we have already awarded contracts to the wind farm people.
Tony; don't say "wind farm." I'm already feeling gassy.
Pepper: and to the plastic plantation tree, which was your idea by the way. Those people are on payroll...
Tony; everything was my idea.
Pepper; and you won't make a decision.
Tony: I don't care about the liberal agenda anymore. It's boring. Boring. I'm giving you a boring alert. You do it.
Pepper: I do what?
Tony: excellent idea. I just figured this out. You run the company.
Wade looks over when he said that.
Pepper: yeah, I'm trying to run the company.
Tony; Pepper, I need you to run the company. Stop trying to do it and do it.
Pepper: you will not give me the information...
Wade got enough of the bickering as he grabs an air horn and makes it sound getting their attention.
Wade; finally! Pepper, he is trying to make you CEO!
Tony; exactly, why won't you let me?
Pepper: have you been drinking?
Tony: Chlorophyll. Wade's orders. I hereby irrevocably appoint you chairman and CEO of Stark Industries, effective immediately. Yeah, done deal. Okay?
Wade walked over and helped Pepper to sit down.
Tony: I've actually given this a fair amount of thought, believe it or not. Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak, trying to figure out who a worthy successor would be since Wade has no interest on running a company. And then I realized... <opens a bottle of champagne> it's you. It's always been you. I thought there'd be a legal issue, but actually I'm capable of appointing my successor. I changed Wade from it. Now my successor being you. <hands her a glass> congratulations?
Wade: congrats.
Tony: take it, just take it.
Pepper: I don't know what to think.
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