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EU : What's happening now?

Spin : France is arguing with Germany now meanwhile UK and Spain are watching.

EU : Hell no

EU,Tea,and Spin went offline

Confusing 1 : The United Kingdom is busy cheering on France while Spain is cheering on Germany.

Confusing 3 : Who are you cheering for?

Confusing 1 : France.

Confusing 2 : Makes sense

Confusing 1 : OH SHIT-

Maple flag : What happened??

Confusing 1 : FRANCE THREW A KEYCHAIN (Big one) OF THE EIFFEL TOWER AND IT HIT THE NETHERLANDS- THEN GERMANY FUCKING LAUGHED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS

TaCoS : PERRA NO WAY

Confusing 1 : ...

Maple flag : Hey does anybody know where America is?

Few hours later..

(LORD HELP THE FRENCH & GERMANS)

FrEeDoM,Maple flag,and a few others.

Tea : AMERICA DON'T BLOODY EAT THE SANITIZER

FrEeDoM : I CAN DO WATEVIR I WNAT YUO

Tea : Your drunk aren't you?

FrEeDoM : Nooo-

Maple flag : You are

FrEeDoM :

WoRkS a LoT : Thats France sometimes.

Bread : NO IT ISNT

FrEeDoM : Hey there this is Washington D.C. America just passed out from drinking a lot of shots so i wanted to let you know. Have a wonderful night countries.

FrEeDoM went offline.

Tea : France you should stop drinking

Bread : Why?

Tea : Remember last week?

Bread : I wasn't that drunk

Tea : FRANCE YOU ALMOST JUMP OFF OF THE EIFFEL TOWER WHILE SINGING I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

Bread : You have no proof.

Tea : You wanna bet?

Bread : Yeah

Tea : Let me get cameras from that night then.

Bread : Wait cameras?

Tea : Yes cameras.

Bread : Et bien, bonne chance au Royaume-Uni car je l'ai supprimé > :)

Tea : SPEAK ENGLISH

Bread : Non, fais-moi parler anglais

Maple flag : SOMEBODY LET AMERICA EAT SANITIZER WHO LET HIM EAT IT?!

TaCoS : Me

Maple flag : YOU IDIOT NOW HIS STATES WILL EAT IT!!

Tea : Hey Canada can you translate what france is saying.

Maple flag : Nah im good.

Tea : PLEASE PLEASE.

Bread : Lol

TaCoS : AH SHIT-

Bread : What happened??

TaCoS : FUCKING WISCONSIN IS EATING CHEESE CRUDS WITH SAND-

Maple flag : This is why...

TaCoS : NOW TEXAS IS DRINKING OIL WITH ALASKA-

Maple flag : Y'ALL AMERICA IS STILL PASSED OUT

Tea : GET THE THIRTEEN COLONIES THEN! THEY ARE OLDER AND CAN HELP

Maple flag : Ummmm New york is busy trying to get the Dakota's under control.

TaCoS : Then Georgia is just busy watching Alabama fight Florida-

Tea : Dear lord and they are the oldest..

Maple Flag : Cuba is just watching the states fight too :^

Tea : ...

TaCoS : Maryland & Rhode Island is just chatting.

Tea : That's good...

Bread : Lol poor America when he wakes up :'D ← that's his face when he wakes up.

Maple flag : New Jersey and Delaware are just baking their food while the other states are in chaos.

TaCoS : Now Texas is fighting Arkansas..

Maple flag : Now the Dakota's are fighting Minnesota.

Tea : Well the Dakota's aren't getting hurt but attacking now.

Bread : Yeah

A chat between Hungary & Austria

Hungary :You and I will always be the bestest of friends :]

Austria : Awww

Hungary :Because you know too much.

Austria

Oop

An old chat between Canada & America

My "Lovely" Brother (This is canada's name from America) : Why haven't you been answering?

My "Freedom" Brother (This is America's name from Canada) : Um I lost my phone and can't find it anywhere in my room

My "Lovely" brother : Okay

My "Lovely" brother : did you find it yet?

My "Freedom" brother : No

My "Lovely" brother :Good luck-

Translate

Et bien, bonne chance au Royaume-Uni car je l'ai supprimé = Well, good luck in the UK because I deleted it

Non, fais-moi parler anglais = No, make me speak English

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