Bungo Stray Dogs React to stuff

Atsushi became a mom for a day (+Dazai) pt1

Warning: I haven't watched BSD in a while and I'm watching something else right now so my bad if I forget something.

"Hello welcome back! God, how long have I been away? Definitely over a month I haven't updated since last year! Well, sorry about losing my will to write or do things so! Let's grab everyone!" I grab a microphone, "Testing! Testing! Hello, come to the theater ASAP!" I yelled

Everyone starts to enter into the theater room.

"Well hello!" I yelled as I appeared on stage

"Hello!" Kenji yelled back

"Took you long enough," Ranpo said

"Yeah, I know," I said, "Anyways to get the action moving you will be reacting to the day when Atsushi becomes a mom for a day!"

"Wait what!?" Atsushi yelled

"Atsushi who's the lucky lady?" Dazai asked

"I said for a day," I told him

"So he's babysitting basically?" Chuuya asked

"You could say that" I answered

"I'm not ready to be a parent I'm only 18!" Atsushi yelled 

"Oh don't worry about it Atsushi it isn't as bad as you think it is... it is worse than you think it is," I said

"Very reassuring," Atsushi said

"Yep now let's begin!" I yelled and disappeared

The screen had turned on and the title:

'Atsushi becomes a mom for a day'

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Atsushi was walking to work like a normal day, nothing had happened in the past few days except there was this person who had attacked the ADA with their power but it seemed like nothing had happened. He also caught the news that the same person had gone to the PM and did the same thing. No one had been worried about it except Atsushi but they told him to forget.

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"Hmm why do I feel like I remember this day" Dazai asked himself

"What the hell do you mean Mackeral!?" Chuuya asked looking at him

"Nope nothing comes to mind," Dazai said then grinned

"Now that I think about it didn't this happen a few days ago?" Kunikida asked

"So is this a past event?" Atsushi asked

"Most likely," Ranpo said and just carried on eating 

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When he entered the building he noticed that Dazai wasn't downstairs bothering the waitest which kinda surprised him as that was his daily thing to do almost. 

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"Seriously," Chuuya said, "He won't drop it"

"That's Dazai for you," Mori said with a smile

"No one wants to hear you speak!" Dazai yelled at him

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He heads up to work and when he enters the room...

He hears crying and yelling, and a bunch of tiny babies everywhere scattered across the room. One who looked similar to Ranpo was sitting on the desk eating sweets, another that looked like Kunikida was yelling, and the one that looked like Kyouka and Kenji were just sleeping.

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"Aww they look adorable," Kouyou said with a smile

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