Chuuya pt1

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"Hello again!" I yelled, "You guys are going to react to a certain redhead who loves hats!"

"Is it Tanizaki?" Dazai asked

"Nope" I replied

"Is it Lucy?" Dazai questioned

"Nope" I answered

"Well I have no idea who this person is," Dazai says as he puts his arms behind his head

"Tch, you know who this person is!" Chuuya yelled from his seat

"Really? Who then?" Dazai asked

"I'm not telling you," Chuuya said

"Why not?" Dazai turned his head to look at Chuuya

"You obviously know who it is you stupid Mackeral!" Chuuya screamed

"Well you will be reacting to Chuuya Nakahara," I said and then clicked my fingers making me disappear and the screen turned from black to white

"Well you will be reacting to Chuuya Nakahara," I said and then clicked my fingers making me disappear and the screen turned from black to white

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"Hmm starting good," Chuuya said

"Nah it's horrible Rein do you have bleach I don't want to look at this!" Dazai yelled

"No, I am not getting you bleach!" I yelled through the speakers

"I think it looks nice," Atsushi said

"Thanks, kid," Chuuya said

"Yeah, I agree with Atsushi!" Kenji commented

"Thanks, hey Dazai why can't you appreciate my hotness!?" Chuuya asked

"Because 1. You are not hot and 2. I'm way hotter than you will ever be" Dazai said

"Why you!!!" Chuuya yelled

"Chuuya do you need a therapy dog?" I asked through the speakers

"Huh? A therapy dog?" Chuuya questioned

"I'm sending a dog for Chuuya, her name is Charlotte be nice to her" I yelled

Charlotte is a golden labrador mixed with a golden retriever. Charlotte came running out behind the curtains over to Chuuya and started wagging her tail.

"Awww!!!" Chuuya said and started playing with Charlotte

"You better now Chuuya?" I asked 

"Yep!" Chuuya said not concentrating on anything but the dog

"I wanna pet the dog!" Kenji said and ran over to the dog with Kyoka following him. Then Q and Elise joined them

I felt like he needed a dog :3

"Hey, Chibi looks cool yeah I get it can we watch something else like me?" Dazai asked

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"Hey, Chibi looks cool yeah I get it can we watch something else like me?" Dazai asked

"Nope!" I yelled

"Hey don't call me Chibi!!!" Chuuya yelled then Charlotte whimpered, "Wait no I'm sorry it's not your fault it was the stupid bastard over there" He pointed to Dazai

"Hey don't call me Chibi!!!" Chuuya yelled then Charlotte whimpered, "Wait no I'm sorry it's not your fault it was the stupid bastard over there" He pointed to Dazai

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"Chibi who are you giving your hat to?" Dazai questioned

"Don't know" Chuuya said not giving any attention to the fact he was called Chibi

"... That dog is amazing," Dazai said, "So if I yelled every nickname I know Chibi won't attack me?" "Here I go. Hey Hatrack, Petit Mafia, Midget, Simpleton, Chibikko, Chibi, Slug!"

"SHUT UP DAZAI I'M TRYING TO PET A DOG HERE!!!" Chuuya yelled

"I think you should stop provoking Chuuya, Dazai," Atsushi said

"This is no fun! I might as well go annoy Kunikida" Dazai moaned

"I don't think that's a-" Atsushi was interrupted 

"Hey Kunikida!~" Dazai yelled

"What is it Dazai!?" Kunikida yelled

"Did you know that if you fall onto a tree stump on your back it can help with every back problem!" Dazai said

"Really? That's impressive" Kunikida said

"Yeah, it is you should write it down!" Dazai said then Kunikida started writing, "I was lying"

Kunikda then snapped his pen in half, "WHY YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BASTARD!!!" Then ran right over to Dazai and started strangling him

Kunikda then snapped his pen in half, "WHY YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BASTARD!!!" Then ran right over to Dazai and started strangling him

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"Hmm I look so hot in the picture" Chuuya announced

"Yeah!" Kenji, Elise, and Atsushi said

"But I thought you thought I was the hottest" Mori said with tears in his eyes

"Chuuya is way hotter and who said I thought you were the hottest?" Elise said

"Ok, that's a wrap! Also Chuuya you can keep the dog if you would like!" I yelled through the speaker

"Yes, I am definitely taking this dog!" Chuuya instantly yelled back

"K! I'm going to take a nap cya!" I yelled

Hello everyone if anyone has an idea please leave a comment.

Idea's --->

Up there. Anyways thank you for reading and I will see you in the next chapter :3

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