Dazai pt 1

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"Hi" I waved as I appeared on the stage, "..." No one here. "Hmm..." I grab the microphone that is connected to the speakers, "Good morning! Or whatever time it is! I have something for you to react to! You better come as I leave no one behind!" And then after 30 minutes, everyone arrived.

"Jeez, what is it this time?" Chuuya asked in an annoyed tone

"You know what's happening," I said, "Reacting is what this place is for"

"How peticular! There are no hidden cameras? Is there?" Nikolai asked

"... I don't remember putting any around..." I said, "Why do you ask?"

"I always feel like someone is watching me here" Nikolai answered, "Gives me chills," he said then hugged himself

"Not my problem if someone is spying on you who isn't me or Bean," I said, "Anyways if you want to get out of here then you know what's happening"

"Very well," Fukuzawa said a few nodded to that

"So~ Who is it?" Dazai asked

"Karl" I answered

"Huh!? Even Karl gets to been shown before me!?" Dazai said with a surprised tone

"Joking," I said then stuck out my tongue with a plain face then disappeared

Instantly the screen changed

"Ooh la la!" Dazai whistled, "Look at that handsome man on the screen, so charming, handsome, and elegant-"

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"Ooh la la!" Dazai whistled, "Look at that handsome man on the screen, so charming, handsome, and elegant-"

"More like ugly, impulsing, and disgraceful" Chuuya muttered and snickered just loud enough for a few of the people around him could hear

"Hatrack! How dare you!" Dazai yelled at him

"Why can't they get along" Atsushi asked

"Aren't you and Akutagawa the same?" Kyouka asked

"Not true!" Atsushi yelled quietly to Kyouka

"Then when have you not argued like that?" Kyouka asked and then Atsushi thought for a few seconds

"... Never..." Atsushi answered

"Mhm now stop complaining if I want to get my crepes I need this to be done with," Kyouka said

"Dazai looks amazing!" Akutagawa thought 

"Dazai looks amazing!" Akutagawa thought 

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"I look magnificent!" Dazai squeezed

"Ugh please someone poke my eyes out! Or just give me some wine or Bleach for crying out sake!" Chuuya loudly moaned 

"No appreciate your eyes," I said

"Why!? If I have to keep staring at that abomination anymore I will simply gourge out my eyes!" Chuuya yelled

"... Isn't that gonna hurt like hell tho?" I asked, "And besides you need vision to beat up Dazai"

"Hmm... fair point," Chuuya said 

"How about I put a blindfold on you?" I suggested

"Fine," Chuuya said and I snapped my fingers and a blindfold appeared around Chuuya's eyes, "I'm going to sleep" 

"Fine," I said

"Now why do we have to watch 'this', while Chuuya gets to nap?" Fyodor asked, "I would like a blindfold as well," I groaned and did the same for Fyodor, "thank you

"Hey no fair! Everyone should see my beautiful face!" Dazai yelled

"Dazai has a beautiful face everyone should appreciate it more," Akutagawa thought

As I couldn't take it any longer I carried on.

As I couldn't take it any longer I carried on

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Dazai is fangirling himself again. I didn't want to bore you with his repetitive response.

"This is so boring," Ranpo said and just ate

"It's not too bad" Poe quietly said holding Karl in his arms

"I disagree, this is very boring!" Ranpo said

"I have to agree with Poe on this one," Atsushi said

"But seriously why the Dazai? Out of all people, we should react to me" Yosano said, "Or my beautiful girlfriend Ozaki"

"Why thank you Yosano but I would rather react to you than myself," Kouyou said, "Or maybe Kyouka" She whispered

"You are too kind," Yosano said

"They are at it again" Akutagawa thought

"Dazai looks creepy here," Atsushi said with a gulp

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"Dazai looks creepy here," Atsushi said with a gulp

"No he looks like he is up to something AGAIN" Kunikida sighed

"Dazai is always up to something," Tachihara said

"Yeah," Tanizaki said

"That smile reminds me of when he taught me in the Port Mafia," Akutagawa thought with a small shiver

"That's all," I said, "You can go do whatever you like now I will ask you to come back later," I said

Everyone either rushed out of there or for Chuuya's case still fast asleep.

:) Did you think I would disappear for a while? If No then how did you not expect it from me already? If Yes then you are smart. That's all thank you for the support and cya in the next chapter.

Thank you @Kyo_reader for the suggestion


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