Tachihara pt1

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"Hello everybody!" I screamed as I popped out of nowhere on stage

"Hello!" Kenji yelled back waving his arms around

"What is it this time!?" Chuuya asked looking over to the stage

"We gonna react of course!" I answered

"Of course," Chuuya said then sunk into his chair

"Aww Hatrack if you sink even more I don't think I will be able to see you anymore," Dazai said making Chuuya get up

"Why you!-" Chuuya was cut off mid-sentence

"This is getting repetitive," I said, "Can we carry on now? If we start now we can finish faster"

Almost everyone agreed and then I disappeared from the stage.

"So who is it this time?" Atsushi asked

"Why don't you wait stupid weretiger," Akutagawa said

"Hey!" Atsushi yelled

"I know I like watching Dazai, Chuuya, Akutagawa and Atsushi fight but for once can we get this done with?" Tachihare suggested

"Good words just what I was gonna say but more menacingly," I said through the speakers

"We are reviewing Tachihare correct?" Ranpo asked

"Yep! No need to ask why as my answer is because I want to" I said, "Now sit tight and enjoy!"

They all take a seat and the screen changed from black to white.

They all take a seat and the screen changed from black to white

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"Aww you look nice in that one," Kouyou said

"Umm, thanks?" Tachihara said in confusion

"How fascinating," Hirotsu said

"Not bad," Gin wrote

"You and your signature guns it looks like" Hirotsu commented

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"You and your signature guns it looks like" Hirotsu commented

"Hehe you know it," Tachihara said with a grin

"... Pretty" Tanizaki whispered

"Big brother, did you say something?" Naomi asked as she got closer to her brother

"Umm nope nothing at all" Tanizaki said with a sheepish look 

"Hmph I don't like lies but I will pass this one," Naomi said

"No offense but you look strange with your hair down," Higuchi said

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"No offense but you look strange with your hair down," Higuchi said

"You look decent," Akutagawa said

"Hmm interesting look you are trying to pull off," Chuuya said

"Hey at least I look hot in the picture," Tachihara said

"Nah I look hotter," Chuuya said

"Where?" Dazai commented

"Can you keep your mouth shut for more than a minute mackerel!?!?!?" Chuuya shouted the question

"Yes I can Chibi unlike you," Dazai said

"GGGGGRRRRR!!!" Chuuya growled  getting ready to jump-kick Dazai

"Shut up!" I yelled, "I got no time for your arguments! Or do you want to go through the most suffering punishment on the internet I can find!?"

The two went silent, "Good"

The two went silent, "Good"

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"Last one," I said

"Now that jacket looks awesome I should get something like that," Tachihara said, "What do you think Gin, Old man?" 

"Haha well, I think it suits you also where are your manners?" Hirotsu asked

"Well I don't mind," Gin wrote

"Sweet getting that later than," Tachihara said

The screen went off making the theater lights turn on.

"That's all I'm lazy so cya after a cat nap," I said

"Hey wait a second!" Ranpo yelled

"What?" I asked and then looked at my watch

"Where do-" Before he could finish the sentence I disappear, "Hey I didn't finish!"

A paper floated slowly to the ground in front of Ranpo's feet saying, "You said a second so I waited for a second, cya"

"... Dang it!" Ranpo yelled

"Welp that was nice for a change," Atsushi said

"But there might be something bad happening next," Dazai said

"Don't curse us Dazai" Atsushi said, "I don't want to watch another person here have a terrible backstory from another dimension again"

"Well I don't see why not it's interesting," Dazai said

"Alright we can go our separate ways now," Yosano said

"Yeah" Kyouka mumbled

"Well see you all later!" Kenji yelled and  was going to walk to the rooms

Then a beep noise appeared all of a sudden then the screen had a few words on it.

"Before going I have made a new room, now there is a garden, gaming room, kitchen, and living room installed it is at the back of the theater go ahead and have a look"

"How entertaining," Dazai said, "Come on Chuuya let's go"

"Why do I have to go with you!?" Chuuya yelled getting dragged by Dazai 

"Wanna go with me?" Tachihara asked Tanizaki 

"Umm sure why me?" Tanizaki

"Well I want to get to know you better as we have been talking a lot more," Tachihara said

"Ok," Tanizaki said


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