Bungo Stray Dogs React to stuff

Ranpo pt1

"Hi," I said grabbing  a microphone out of thin air, "Hello!!!"

"Ah hello there!" Ranpo yelled

"Hi!" Kenji yelled waving both of his hands in the air

"I always find you in here Kenji," I said

"Well I'm not sure how this 'gaming room' works and I also don't understand how the bar works but everyone said not to go in there," Kenji said, "So I stick around here with Kyouka!" He smiled

"Yes," Kyouka said who was sitting next to Kenji

"Why are you in here Ranpo?" I asked

"Well you should already know why" Ranpo was standing next to the tables holding a mountain of sweets

"Ah right, where is Poe and Kalr?" I asked looking around

"W-we are right here" Poe shyly said as he stuck his hand up

"Ah nice," I said then grabbed another microphone and pressed the button, "Attention everyone please hurry and come to the theater ASAP! I repeat please hurry and come to the theater ASAP! We have a new reaction!"

Gradually everyone came in with different emotions on their faces. They each sat down in any spot they wanted to and got comfortable.

"Good you are all here, I hope there weren't any fights," I said looking at everyone

"No, none that I know of," Fukuzawa said

"Good," I said then Nikolai jumped up onto the stage

"So... you realize you haven't told your name to us? Plus why do you get the stage?" Nikolai asked in curiosity

"Well to answer your questions, my name is Rein I guess the last name that I have given myself is Shinku. There is no info you need of me to tell but the reason I'm on this stage is because I brought you here this is my stage so that's all now can we begin?" I asked

"Why yes, but before that why are you so stiff?" Nikolai giggled and pointed at me

"Umm... Don't know I have no inspiration? or motivation? Something like that I would say," I said

"Ok, questions asked so off I go!" Nikolai jumped from the stage and hopped on the back of the seats until he sat next to Fyodor, "Continue!"

"So you guys will be reacting to Ranpo, if you ask why we react to him its because I can, and if you want to know why the flip you react to this then its simple look at the screen says your opinion and you are done and dusted then you can go back to your life in this prison of some sort I shut you guys into," I said

Then Dazai jumped onto the stage, "I also have a question"

"Can you hurry up I want you to react to me!" Ranpo yelled waving his arms about

"Yeah hurry up I want to go back to drinking!" Chuuya yelled

"Don't worry Chuuya we can always drink it's not like Rein banned us from bringing the drinks into here" Yosano said

"Ah smart idea, hey Rein before we start can me and Yosano get some wine quickly while this bastard is taking up time?" Chuuya asked

"Go ahead I don't care as long as you come back and react," I said then the two dashed off to the bar

"Of course that Hat rack would go get wine at a time like this" Dazai said, "Anyways while we are in here what is happening outside?"

"Oh don't worry about it I placed a note at each of your places saying you went on a mission for a while be back soon," I said