Minecraft: The New World

The house

"Wtf wtf wtf" says charles. "We... survived". "Steve wake up" charles started shaking me, trying to make me wake up. SLAP!!!!! "What the.." i exclaimed. "Did you slaped me" i question. "Yeah, so your lazy ass would wake up" he replies. my head felt so dizzy. "Are we ... alive" I asked. "Why else did I slap you for" says Charles. "Where are we". " we are in a cave why else are there ender spiders".

"Oh ok"

"WAIT ENDER SPIDERS" I yelled.

"Where are they" I question.

"don't worry they wont attack you unless you attack them" he replies.

"okay few....... but what's that" I ask pointing across from the other side of the underground raven.

"DUCK" yells Charles

"where" I ask

"NOT A DUCK, JUST DUCK"

"I have no idea what your talking about"

" I am getting pissed off " says charles

"I think you're the one that should duck" i reply. I see some sort of projectile coming our way. I pushed charles out of the path of the projectile. "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED" yells charles. "I got two replies for that comment :one, you do not say a curse word because we can break the fourth wall which means the author can ban you from this story :two, i pushed you so you wont get hurt from that rock blast thingy mujig" i said.

Charles: the author cant do that

Author: Oh yes i can

Me: oh hi author

Author: hello steve

Charles: i got a question

Author: and whats that

Charles: are we able to see you or are you just a voice

Author: i am real and a voice

Charles: sooooooo

Author: i wont ban you

Charles: thank you

Author: okay........... bye now

Me: bye

Charles: bye author

"Did we just broke the fourth wall" asks Charles. "Yeah i think so"?

"Okay then lets make a shelter" he says. I give a thumbs up. So every step i take i get a little tired and sweaty and.... well thats about it. And we kept on searching and searching ... and searching. leaving all the ores he walked past, so i guess the adventure was ok and then more iron and coal and some time gold he just left there and all he cared right now was finding shelter. I just couldn't resist walking past all these ores, so i mined the ores getting alot of xp making me feel a little greedy. "Can we stop already my feet feel tired, aren't you feet". "Yes we are" reply my feet. "Okay umm author can you make this story a little more umm........ less creepy"? I ask. Then all i hear is silence. "Did anything happen" ask charles.

"Just forget about it" i reply. After a while charles finally stops his foot steps "Here we go, a perfect spot"says charles. I point over near the water fall, which is on top of lava. "Is that our shelter" i ask. "Yep" he replies. "Thats our freaking shelter, some where above LAVA" i exclaim. "No that house above the water fall" he replies. "Oh".

"But someone might live in there" I said

"Well i dont give a shit"

"Okay" i say frightened

"How will we get up there"

"Easy, go up that water fall, take a left then fall a couple of blocks and we are there" he replies. I then nod. I follow charles' lead, until some zombie ambushed charles while we were making our way up there. "Charles behind you" i yell in a cowardly voice. "I ALREADY KNOW THAT BLOCK HEAD"." Okay i will be quite". So i sat down watching charles deal with the mess, it was a little fun because i did barely nothing.

Charles grabbed out his sword and stabbed the zombie in its chest. "One down..". "And 8 more to go" i say. I grabbed a few cobblestone and blocked the zombies path. "Okay inside the house NOW" demands charles. Just as if we thought we were safe a skeletons arrow shoots right past us. "Fuck caves" i yell out loud. Then an arrow shoots my arm, making me bleed. Charles soon grabs my feet dragging me to the front door.
"What are you doing" i exclaim. "Breaking down this stupid door" yells Charles in pain. And finally CRACK!!!! "Okay lie down on the bed over there at the corner". "Alright captain". Charles blocked the door preventing any mobs of coming inside. After awhile charles is sleeping on the rug while i am dangling from the bed sleeping like if nothing ever happened.