shitpost 4 - fastest thing alive 🍋

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Sonic: I am the fastest thing alive!!

Shadow: fastest in what.

Sonic: well, running of course!!

Shadow: then I'm the fastest thing alive too.

Sonic: really? In what?

Shadow: .......................

~a few minutes later~

Sonic: m-mgh~! Sh-Shads~!! S-slow down~! I g-give up~!! Y-you really are the f-fastest t-thing alive~!!

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